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Hosted by Bonnie & Lottie Ryan · comedy · EN
Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice. From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners. It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them. Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1 Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener
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Signup to Generate a PitchWelcome to No One Else Will Listen, where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too.
No One Else Will Listen is hosted by Bonnie & Lottie Ryan. The show has published 48 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Hit Me Baby One More Time (The Slow Version)" (20 October 2026, 40 minutes), "Are We Calling it Blonde?" (13 October 2026, 45 minutes), and "The Cod Piece" (6 October 2026, 51 minutes).
No One Else Will Listen publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 46 minutes across 48 episodes.
Booking probability for No One Else Will Listen is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. No One Else Will Listen requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. No One Else Will Listen's contact route on record: verified email.
Bonnie & Lottie Ryan hosts No One Else Will Listen, a comedy podcast with 48 episodes published.
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Episode #12
It’s the season finale, and we’ve got a guest! Hint: it’s not one of the Spice Girls, sorry Bonnie. Birthday season is officially here. Lottie’s celebrating with a date night, cocktails and a perfume she is determined...
Episode #11
Winnie officially started crèche this week. Please respect Bonnie's privacy at this time. The girls revisit their most regrettable beauty eras from tadpole brows, to Lottie's foundation lips (which she's still having...
Episode #10
Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror. At least it...
Episode #9
Poop-gate has officially begun. Someone in Bonnie's building did the deed right outside the gym, let's just hope it was on four legs. Lottie's seen this film before (RIP her apartment WhatsApp group). The sisters pitch...
Episode #8
Bonnie's currently surviving on 20-minute naps but she still found the energy for a 48-hour whirlwind trip home to see Westlife (obviously). Naturally the flight home was a disaster between two men who'd never heard of...
Episode #7
In case you didn't know by her voice, Lottie is ACTUALLY quite pretty! She has a voice for radio, a face for television, and soon you'll all know about it. There'll be no more surprises when she's out in the wild...
Episode #6
Wolf's first day of school went perfectly, right up until they ended up in A&E. Just a normal Tuesday. Meanwhile Bonnie swears a single dad gave her a sexy wave, not just a normal wave. (She hasn't been out in a while...
Episode #5
Dream man: cooks, cleans, does laundry, puts empties in the bin, never leaves a wet towel on the bed, and never EVER orders mushy meatballs. EVER. This week, the girls asked you for your first date horror stories and...
Episode #4
Question of the week: Would you go topless on a boat with your family? Lottie says no but her 6th year holiday says otherwise... Bonnie can't say much though, she's been too busy skinny dipping to notice! Lock-in for a...
Episode #3
Cover girls! Bonnie and Lottie did a full sister photoshoot, and they're dishing on what actually goes on behind the glossy finish, stylists, egos and all. Bonnie also got to experience it from the other side at her...
Episode #2
Big news! Lottie's landed the six o'clock show - cue the glam. Too bad Bonnie can't be convinced to move home so Lottie can steal her wardrobe, but when sunshine calls... Question for you, have you ever felt pregnancy...
Episode #12
We did it! Season 3 has officially made it to the finish line with no surprise baby arrivals… yet. But Bonnie is READY. She’s got her new runners on, the Super Noodles stocked up, and she’s already a full centimetre...
Episode #11
Bonnie's still pregnant! At least she has time to squeeze in all the cinema dates. But who's doing bits in the back row? Lottie is that you?! The sisters then spiral into the rapidly growing question: how much AI is too...
Episode #10
Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes. At the top of Lottie’s list? Collecting someone from the airport without a phone. Not...
Episode #9
If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people don’t use her sleeping area as a toilet… or a bonfire. Meanwhile, Bonnie feels like she’s basically...
Episode #8
Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy is delivering daily surprises, some in the form of unexpected bodily changes...
Episode #7
Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist. This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territory while reality TV has Bonnie in a chokehold. But Bonnie is...
Episode #6
Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is reminiscing about her own big day as she celebrates her wedding...
Episode #5
This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy looking for a role model, the internet always seems ready to throw you...
Episode #4
Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways. This week, the sisters chat about the constant changes women’s bodies go through...
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