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Charles interrogates Patrick regarding a potential harassment situation at his old job. Aaron is allowed to be serious for longer than we've ever allowed somebody to be serious. We try to calibrate the best amount of...

Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every...

We are reborn yet again as a legal podcast, sort of, as Ron goes 0-1 in his professional capacity as a lawyer, sort of. Charles is undermined by a client. Patrick's courtroom record, such as it is, is spotless. The...

Ron hates Buc-ee's but explains how its presence benefits the truck stop ecosystem. Charles loves beavers and explains how their presence benefits the actual ecosystem. Jeb kills every business he touches and is made...

Patrick forgets about the existence of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Ron engages a new kind of hostile drunk stealth mode so he can go out the door he wants to. Charles listens in horror as he is unwittingly booked to...

Charles witnesses the single greatest individual performance in work meeting history. Ron applies the "just lay down" principle in order to successfully evade the police. Patrick receives unwanted emails about his big...

Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth...

Rax witnesses Italian behavior in the wild. Ron remembers possibly seeing a human skeleton. Patrick is conflicted, but angry, about Justin Long. Charles exploits a religious loophole to use the phrase "sucks off the...

Ron roots for his favorite numbers. Patrick earns a free year of human life. Charles is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a giggling psychopath by a professional podcast. Charles...

Charles questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which Kath insists is "real." Ron commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. Joe Rogan steals Kath's smoking alley and gives it to the furtive...

Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate catastrophe. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick...

Charles visits Action Park and lives to tell the tale. Medieval Times visits Patrick's junior high school and hurts a child. Ron learns a valuable lesson about visiting theme parks while you can, and brainstorms a new...

Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original...

Charles steals valedictorian valor. Patrick is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. Ron shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. Charles...

Charles accidentally calls college "high school." Patrick accidentally calls law school "college." Ron accidentally gets his library defunded. We discuss valuable antiquities, both foreign and domestic, and their role...