Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com
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Signup to Generate a PitchNonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back.
Recent episodes include ""Su*cidal Ideation Summer" w/ Jade" (27 October 2026, 98 minutes), ""I Would Love to Love Gay Guys" w/ Salma Zacky" (13 October 2026, 94 minutes), and ""It’s Gonna Be Really Awkward in the Eternal” w/ Skyler Higley" (6 October 2026, 98 minutes).
No Contact publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 81 minutes.
Booking probability for No Contact is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. No Contact requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. No Contact's contact route on record: verified email.
No Contact is a comedy podcast.
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Episode #33
Jade is a community organizing socialite and trans affirming care nurse with both a f*ck ass ex AND f*ck ass father. We talk about ex’s hitting on your friends, discovering a secret spicy Twitter, and dating ex gay...
Salma Zaky (Don’t Tell Comedy, Comics Unleashed) is one of my oldest friends in comedy and also she knew my stalker ex. We talk about her appearance on Netflix, money trauma and then discuss her lifelong battle with gay...
Skyler Higley (Help Me Be Black podcast, Oscars, Conan!) is a DSP Podcast sibling and comes in to talk about going no contact with his adopted Mormon daddy. We talk about emotional incest, cheating fathers, reconnecting...
Episode #29
Hannah Jones (Don’t Tell Comedy) is one of my oldest friends in comedy and comes on to roast my ass to death and talk about how her dad just never really fuct with her like that. We talk about daddy’s eating disorders...
Episode #28
Rachel Pegram (SNL) comes on to tell a story about getting cut off by a horse girl in middle school, and encourages Hay not to put so much of their current drama on the Patreon… yet. Hay unfortunately relates to...
Episode #27
Maxwell Esposito (Learn the Words B!tch) is a socialite and he’s Italian. He comes on to briefly mention cutting off his mom, stepmom, dad, but then really get into how he’s no contact with a lot of people he’s lived...
Jessica Michelle Singleton is an incredible 5’3 standup comedian and card carrying member of the no contact meth daddy club. She comes on to tell the story of her daddy going no contact with her at 8 years old at a...
This is the most fagg*ty episode yet. Dylan Adler (The James Corden Show) comes on to tell a story of a former roommate at NYU who cut him off - but before that we laugh for 45 minutes about a mutual drag queen friend...
Episode #24
Ruby Karp (Veeps) is a multi-talent but I guess just not signing according to her… she comes on to share her experience at the world renowned performing arts school LaGuardia and what some might consider abusive (but...
Peter Kim (A Nice Indian Boy) comes on to talk about going no contact with his dad for being a scrub basically. We talk about asking for your parents to divorce for Christmas, being gay in San Francisco during the Great...
Episode #22
Danielle Perez is an actor & standup comedian who regales us with the era in which gay guys were constantly crashing on her couch. This former best friend no contact story touches on besties not paying rent, gay...
Episode #21
OJ Stellar (Download Comedy) tells us about being visited in a dream the night before recording by her cannibal ex. She details meeting seeing a practicing warlock around town, to entering a relationship where he drank...
Episode #20
Daniel Webb (Don’t Tell Comedy) is the funniest person in the world because and mostly cuz they’re gay from Texas. Daniel initially came on to discuss going no contact with MAGA family members, but also vaping their way...
New Zealand musician Christabel Williams gives us personal tell-all of meeting someone on Tinder, that turned into being a victim of underage s*x trafficking. We touch on female conditioning, how being victimized upon...
Episode #18
Charmeé (Good Bi podcast) has not one but TWO dramatic gay no contact roommate stories - one with a creepy white WeHo gay guy struggling with his own identity, and the other a classic homoerotic living situation gone...
Episode #17
Top 3 straight dudes in Hay’s life Joseph Garcia (Don’t Tell Comedy) comes on to tell a story about getting in a fight with his childhood friend and then he died. We’re also recording on Father’s day because we both...
Jamie Shriner comes on No Contact to explain how a summer camp romance turned into a chaotic polyamorous Midwestern marriage and ended in a British divorce, and how it’s ultimately Trump’s fault. Jamie details the...
Hay Beacon read Reddit stories about everyone's favorite parent... dads. Happy Father's Day to all the mom's... siblings...friends...friends dads...television programs that raised us. This is a special bonus episode! To...
Episode #15
Solomon Georgio (Comedy Central!!!) and Hay talk about being teen runaways, the benefits of being tall and gay, somehow knowing our parents were wrong even when we were kids, and how we don’t talk to our dads anymore...
Danielle Tudahl (LA Raver) is a queer nightlife icon who’s created queer dominated rave spaces since getting wage thefted and surprise laid off from a corporate job at Pollen (there’s a documentary about it!) We trade...
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