comedy
Hosted by Darkwaters · comedy · EN-US
A “Boomer” dad and his “Gen X” son talk about damn near EVERYTHING and the challenges of their shared family behavioral traits
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Signup to Generate a PitchA “Boomer” dad and his “Gen X” son talk about damn near EVERYTHING and the challenges of their shared family behavioral traits
Never Go Full Nelson is hosted by Darkwaters. The show has published 50 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "S7. EP1. “What kind of moron, psychopath, monster is running this country and why is he orange?”" (28 January 2026, 82 minutes), "S6. EP10. “Eat it Lib-tard! (By Libtard, We mean Libertarian)”" (3 November 2025, 68 minutes), and "S6. EP9. “What are you doing, Dave?”" (17 October 2025, 65 minutes).
Never Go Full Nelson publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 74 minutes across 50 episodes.
Booking probability for Never Go Full Nelson is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Never Go Full Nelson requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Never Go Full Nelson's contact route on record: verified email.
Darkwaters hosts Never Go Full Nelson, a comedy podcast with 50 episodes published.
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Episode #1
S7. EP1. “What kind of moron, psychopath, monster is running this country and why is he orange?” Ben and Nik are back for a NEW SEASON and NEW EPISODE of NGFN, and the Trump/GOP Fascist terrorists still suck. What can...
Hey Y’all! Nik and Ben discuss all kinds of fun topics in this funny and partially intellegent episode of NGFN! They go over, SOUTHPARK, being a boss and the importance of responsible bossing, retirement, the...
S6. EP9. “What are you doing, Dave?” In this ridiculous episode of NGFN Ben and Nik talk about affects AI has on culture and people and the lack of oversight is going into it. What do you think? Will we end...
S6. EP8. “The sound of Music and Guns”. So we’re temporarily skipping episode 7, it will be released this week but I wanted to release this first because of relevance. In this episode we discuss...
Episode #6
S6. EP6. “Po Po Party!” Ben and Nik have their son/ twin brother, Neil as a guest for this fun and humorous episode! Talks of some politics, cop stories and other anecdotes to make you laugh. As usual...
S6. EP5. “I know this music. Let’s change the beat”. Ben and Nik shoot the shit about developers, land grabs, animals, spiders, shittin’ your pants, movies, tv shows… oh yeah! And a special...
S6. EP4. “When it’s time, it’s time”. Nik and Ben discuss the intricacies of pet ownership and when is the correct time to say goodbye to your furry friends and how hard the choice is to put them...
S6. EP3. “Let’s play truth and consequences”. In this episode, Ben and Nik play a game that has them asking each other some tough questions and giving some really interesting and hilarious answers...
S6. EP2. “wash, rinse, repeat” Yes, Ben and Nik are discussing Drumph, again! LOL! Theres literally too much going on not to. Don’t worry they sprinkle in some stories, other issues and yes COMEDY to...
S6. EP1. “Don’t be a billionaire boot licking simp!” Ben and Nik are back for a new season and new episode of NGFN! What do we want? Funny laughs and to talk current events! And you will get plenty of...
S5. EP8. "Happy Holidays Season Finale!" Ben and Nik finish out the year and season 5 with one last hurrah of the year. They discuss the Christmas spirit, what it means to bring in the New Year with a renwed self...
S5. EP7. “*long sigh* No we won’t talk about the Election…” Nik and Ben DO NOT discuss the results of the election. They do however talk about fake news, how to spot it, and how to fact check...
S5. EP6. “The virus that is humanity?” Nik and Ben discuss the coming of Hurricane Milton and the effects of hurricanes in florida over the years and why more changes aren’t made. They also take a deep...
Episode #5
S5. EP5. “Star Trek, Fundamentalism, A.I., Ants, Human ego and Carl Sagans challenge” Nik and Ben discuss their own personal challenges in the face of where humanity seems to be heading, along with climate...
S5. EP5. “So this is why it’s called Never Go Ful Nelson” Nik and Ben surrender to a little rage about stuff that bugs them in entertainment and maybe a little… politics. No smarty pants, more so...
S5. EP3. “Conan, What is good in life?” A great wide ranging discussion about our identities, our journey through life and which path we choose. (Oh yeah, and there’s only one Ben’s got to go pee...
S5. EP2. “Sorry about the long hiatus. That’s what he said!” We’re back! Nik and Ben are back at it after a lengthy hiatus. This return episode comes in full force with hilarious stories...
Episode #2
S5. EP1 “It shoots water in your butt?” Ben, Nick, Megan and Neil are all in the studio together in this hilarious 1st episode of Season 5 that’s full of Nelsons, full of fun and full of useful information… like how to...
S4. EP8. “Season’s Greetings. This Seasons over” It’s the last NGFN episode of the year and the season finale and Holiday special. What’s your favorite Christmas memories, shows, songs and...
S4. EP7 “How to succeed at success… and then what?” Ben and Nick have a great discussion on what success is and or what it might mean to others. Is it a destination, a journey or just a mirage? (Heavy, right?) Join them...
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Program Director of the graduate college, University of Cincinnati
London writer and sociologist, Institute for Jewish Policy Research
Minerva Project
SVP at Universal Media, Founder at W Collective and Co-Founder at Utah’s 40 Over 40, The Cohen Acting Studio
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