
Episode #57
My Husband Runs The Instagram And He Will Come For You | Ep 57
Bruce is back on the couch, and this time he isn't sharing it. Mylo's husband, processor and shopping accomplice takes the full episode for a marriage conversation that detours hard into which gas station chain is superior, whether H-E-B lives up to the hype (it does not), and the Carmine's waiter who set their food down on a bus station and wandered off. There's a 21-year age gap that nobody at this house is treating as a plot point, and the day Bruce finally snapped on a file and got promoted in his husband's eyes for it. Also on the table: Vegas hotel rankings, an unpaid endorsement of April at Gucci, and 1,500 Instagram followers who apparently cannot locate the subscribe button. Come for the marriage talk, stay for the bag reveal. Chapters: 0:00 Bruce is back and the mic is too far away 1:20 No girl, we're not brothers 1:50 Best friend, husband, work partner 2:20 Retail to mortgage: the crash course 3:15 Two fire signs, one household 4:10 The day Bruce finally snapped 5:30 Type A, type B, type C+ 6:00 Harder market, messier clients 7:10 Paying for convenience is the utopia 7:45 H-E-B did not impress 8:35 Wawa vs QT vs QuickChek 9:30 The hoagie, the bike, and the miracle of this marriage 10:20 What he refused to lose 11:30 The donut shop in the old Taco Bell 12:20 What actually surprises him about being married 13:30 Safe, respected, and nothing like before 14:15 We're not the stereotypical gays 14:50 The 21-year age gap 15:30 Leading by example 16:40 Marriage feels like a comfortable cardigan 17:30 Every version of me, treated the same 18:20 Pretty people and the effort problem 19:00 Grandpa's 1987 dating advice 20:30 The kid conversation 22:30 Long-term care and where the line is 23:20 Bruce runs the Instagram, come correct 24:00 1,500 followers, zero subscribers 24:35 Shout out Yanny at Coach 25:15 Vegas: hot, dead Fontainebleau, good Gucci 26:20 Hotel rankings and the Vanderpump letdown 27:00 Carmine's, you're off the list 28:00 Lola's, Louis Vuitton, and April at Gucci 29:45 No vices left, just bags, cars and trips 30:20 The Coach Compass 25 reveal #MyloAndFriends #MyloAndBen #GayMarriage #GayCouple #AgeGapRelationship #LGBTQPodcast #QueerPodcast #MarriedLife #HusbandsOfInstagram #WorkingWithYourSpouse #MortgageLife #LoanOfficerLife #DallasPodcast #CoachCompass #BagTok #HandbagCollection #VegasTrip #GucciHaul #PodcastClips #MessyAndMarried

