
2026.08.19: Boneless Furniture
Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish weather forecast, Austin's rain defense system, Penn State's fraternity drug ring, Van Wilder, National Lampoon, wikipedia high fives, and the Boneless Couch era begins.

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Hosted by Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 617 episodes
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Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns hosts Morning Somewhere, a society show with 617 episodes published.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish weather forecast, Austin's rain defense system, Penn State's fraternity drug ring, Van Wilder, National Lampoon, wikipedia high fives, and the Boneless Couch era begins.

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