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Oolix is maybe the worst person to be alone I think. Quite literally it’s squishy. Like what is Oolix supposed to do if it runs into any trouble??? This does not bode well, and I don’t even know if I want to listen...

That wasn’t too bad of an encounter! Hopefully that’s the worst of what this forest holds….what do you mean look at the title of the episode?? What do you mean it’s not really a spoiler if it happens pretty early on...

Well, time to trek the woods. Hopefully nothing bad will happen! Surely, it won’t. Right? Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zaplsplat.

I am so sorry Gem. I can’t even begin to imagine how you are feeling. How did your mother even get involved??? It just doesn’t make sense to me. I hope we can get to the bottom of this mystery soon. Very soon. Let’s...

Gods I love when things are resolved peacefully. I mean fighting and violence can be gratifying, but there’s just something about finding out a non-violent solution to a problem that really tugs at my heart strings...

Time to go see some orcs! This is absolutely going to be a hard and bloody battle, but I guess depending on the amount of orcs it shouldn’t be too bad. Just make sure Oolix stays in the back. I don’t want a single gel...

Gods don’t you just love when you win?? I know our heroes are feeling pretty damn proud of themselves right now. And they should! Taking down an entire operation of bandits is no small feat! Well maybe for some folks...

Bradley really doged a bullet with Elsa, huh? Good thing he became a depressed alcoholic! Also I’m happy that they got some comeuppance for being so rude to our heroes. Does being rude deserve death? In this instance...

droop is numbr won goblen in fayroon rite max hedman? sound fx curtsy of zapsplat

This is a very interesting hideout. You’re telling me this group of riff raff coexists with a nothic AND skeletons??? I’m not buying it. Something fishy is going on here. Well, hopefully our heroes can make short work...

That Nothic wasn’t too bad! Let’s hope the rest of this (for lack of a better term) dungeon goes well! I think our heroes will survive, they seem pretty confident. And it’s not like the Red Brands are trained fighters...

Oh no. I hope the family is safe. I hope our heroes can help. Maybe this is just a random forest fire and nothing bad is happening?? The title of the episode has me a little scared though…please help me calm down Max...

Harbon is the absolute WORST! He can’t stand the sight of a few dead bodies? What a CHUMP. Gods I hate him. I hope they elect a new town master. Someone incredible. Someone smart. Someone brave. Someone…like Max Hedman...

Everyone here is so rude like what the hell??? Just the worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone tell that barkeep to grown a damn spine. Also that Chad character just makes me irrationally...

So that didn’t go as planned. I mean..who doesn’t mess up on their job every once in a while?? Also stink-eye from villagers can really mean anything! We don’t know the whole situation! I’m not going to count our heroes...