Aug 4, 202625 minS3
Show Notes – The First Church of Lorenzo, Episode 2 Brothers and sisters, the doors are open and the sanctuary is not safe. Welcome to another episode of The First Church of Lorenzo , the only church that swears back...
About this Podcast:
From the ashes of Misanthrope Radio rises The First Church of Lorenzo. It is a show that examines how thoroughly stupid, hypocritical, and delusional human beings have become in the most satirical and ruthless way possible. Lorenzo breaks down culture, dating, and social trends with complete honesty and zero interest in protecting anyone’s feelings. Expect blunt analysis, dark humor, and the kind of observations most people only admit to themselves in private. No motivational talk. No fake outrage. No pretending things are better than they are. Just a clear-eyed look at a species that continues to disappoint at every opportunity. If you’re exhausted by relentless positivism and performative nonsense, and you prefer facing reality over coping, this is the show for you.
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What is The First Church of Lorenzo about?
From the ashes of Misanthrope Radio rises The First Church of Lorenzo. It is a show that examines how thoroughly stupid, hypocritical, and delusional human beings have become in the most satirical and ruthless way possible. Lorenzo breaks down culture, dating, and social trends with complete honesty and zero interest in protecting anyone’s feelings.
What has The First Church of Lorenzo covered recently?
Recent episodes include "The Asian Heresies and The Superpower Sermon" (4 August 2026, 25 minutes), "The Parable of The Lost Friend and the Sermon at Autozone" (19 July 2026, 22 minutes), and "The Season Two Finale!" (12 June 2026, 22 minutes).
How often does The First Church of Lorenzo publish?
The First Church of Lorenzo publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 32 minutes across 30 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on The First Church of Lorenzo?
Booking probability for The First Church of Lorenzo is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The First Church of Lorenzo requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The First Church of Lorenzo's contact route on record: verified email.
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The First Church of Lorenzo is a comedy podcast with 30 episodes published.
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- Jul 19, 202622 minS3
The First Church of Lorenzo Season 3, Episode 1 In the inaugural episode of The First Church of Lorenzo , Lorenzo throws open the sanctuary doors with an epic new introduction, immediately complains that it is far too...
Episode #13
The Season Two Finale!
Jun 12, 202622 minS2Misanthrope Radio Season Two Finale: The Ruthless Truth About Military Transition, Comedy, and Respect In this episode, the host reflects on the challenges of mocking military service, the idea of "Operator University,"...
Episode #12
Celebrating an Historic Milestone
May 25, 202620 minS2<p>Show Notes – Misanthrope Radio S2E11: One Year Anniversary<br><br>It’s official. One full year of chaos, profanity, broken equipment, and zero fucks given. On May 21, 2026, exactly one year after dropping the very...
May 10, 202624 minS2<p>Season 2, Episode 10: Celebrating Mother’s Day & Moonlighting as a Crisis Hotline Therapist<br><br>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, host Lorenzo reflects on why Mother’s Day is one of the few commercial holidays...
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Episode #10
Death and Taxes
Apr 19, 202637 minS2<p>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo delivers a raw monologue on the frustrations of middle-class life in America. From the annual dread of tax season to the unsettling pattern of men dying shortly after...
Mar 29, 202634 minS2<p>Misanthrope Radio – Season 2 Episode 8<br><br>In this episode, Lorenzo confronts the practical challenges of turning his distinctive voice into a profitable side hustle while staying true to the unapologetic spirit...
Mar 15, 202635 minS2<p>In Season 2 Episode 7 of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo finds himself in a classic small-town dilemma: being asked to judge the local chili cook-off as a respected community member. What should be an honor quickly turns...
Episode #7
The Feces Episode
Jan 22, 202642 minS2<p>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo dives headfirst into the chaotic reality of homeownership, questioning if it truly represents the American Dream or just a series of unfortunate events. After an...
Jan 4, 202635 minS2<p>Season 2, Episode 5: The Return of the Misanthrope & Yum Yum Sauce Conspiracy<br><br>After a brief hiatus, Lorenzo is back and firing on all cylinders in this explosive episode of Misanthrope Radio. He dives...
Episode #4
This Episode is Different
Nov 9, 202527 minS2<p>Season 2, Episode 4: The Weight of Obituaries & the Shadows of Religion<br><br>In this poignant episode of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo takes a departure from his usual absurdity to delve into the complexities of human...
Episode #3
Oversharing and The Fleshlight
Oct 28, 202530 minS2<p>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, host Lorenzo dives deep into the absurdities of human interaction, focusing particularly on the torturous nature of small talk and the unsolicited confessions that often follow...
Oct 14, 202541 minS2<p>Welcome back to another raucous episode of Misanthrope Radio, where we dive headfirst into the wonderfully chaotic world of arch-nemeses and the absurdities of everyday life! In this episode, our ever-quirky host...
Episode #1
The Season 2 Premiere
Oct 6, 202530 minS2<p>In the explosive season premiere of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo dives headfirst into the maddening inefficiencies of everyday life. As he celebrates his recent milestone of turning 50, he reflects on how the world...
Episode #17
Season 1 Finale
Sep 15, 202533 minS1<p>Season 1 Finale: Lorenzo Addresses Congress – A Grim Reflection on America<br><br>In this gripping season finale of Misanthrope Radio, host Lorenzo finds himself in an unprecedented situation as he delivers a raw and...
Episode #14
RELOADED: Episode 11
Aug 25, 202512 minS1<p>In this Reloaded episode of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo takes a hard look at his previous episode, dissecting what went wrong and how he plans to make it right. With his trademark honesty and irreverent humor, he...
The First Church of Lorenzo
The Merry-Go-Round of Doom and Closing the Chapter on Shure
Aug 21, 202535 minS0<p>Unfortunately, no delusions of grandeur or plans for world conquest this week.</p> <p>This week I tell a story from my past. A story of trauma and pain. </p> <p>Then in the second segment, I explain why my 20-year...
Aug 11, 202543 minS1<p>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, Lorenzo grapples with his own motivation as he navigates the chaotic landscape of podcasting. He shares the struggles that come with balancing work, life, and the relentless...
Aug 4, 202551 minS1<p>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, our host dives headfirst into the chaotic world of social media, sharing his disdain for platforms like Facebook and Instagram, while reluctantly acknowledging their necessity in...
Jul 26, 202536 minS1<p>In this episode of Misanthrope Radio, host Lorenzo breaks from his usual format to pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne following his passing. With characteristic irreverence, he reflects on the Prince of...
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