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Microphone Monkeys is what happens when three microphones are left unattended and the producers don’t check the enclosure for sarcasm leaks. Hosted by Randy Oparowski and Tripp Dettmering , this panel podcast proudly embraces the fact that none of the monkeys claim to have all the answers—just strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and a deep distrust of anything that requires a 400-page bill to explain. From libertarian philosophy and free-market capitalism to a classical, Constitution-as-written perspective, the Monkeys swing through current events with the grace of a three-legged primate on espresso. Expect lively debate, self-inflicted insults, historical references that may or may not impress your high school civics teacher, and a relentless belief that voluntary exchange beats government coercion—delivered with enough humor to keep it from sounding like a think tank PowerPoint. If you’re looking for polished punditry, l
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Microphone Monkeys is hosted by Randy Oparowski. The show has published 40 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Duct Tape Your Spouse Episode" (29 October 2026, 63 minutes), "Uncooperative Monkeys!" (22 October 2026, 66 minutes), and "The Two Monkey Episode" (1 October 2026, 63 minutes).
Microphone Monkeys publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 64 minutes across 40 episodes.
Booking probability for Microphone Monkeys is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Microphone Monkeys requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Microphone Monkeys's contact route on record: verified email.
Randy Oparowski hosts Microphone Monkeys, a news podcast with 40 episodes published.
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Episode #41
Send us Fan Mail Randy O takes the Monkeys on a wild ride with subjects like prosthetic beaks for birds, orgasms cure stuffy noses, man duct tapes wife to a chair so he can watch football in peace, cop steals dead man's...
Episode #40
Send us Fan Mail This week's uncooperative monkeys discuss a man driving a couch down a North Carolina road, NASA astronaut says UAPs are actually demons, a minister keeps getting the Rapture date wrong, Germans grab...
Episode #38
Send us Fan Mail It is just Randy O and Tripp in the Monkey Barrell as they go through topics like man evades the law posing as a woman, blind man drives 150 miles, traffic lights that are accused of acting as weapons...
Episode #37
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys are flinging the virtual poop from the studio as Randy O takes us down the trail of some feces filled stories! Our special guest Mike C, from Rebel Rabbit does his best to keep us in line...
Episode #36
Send us Fan Mail Randy leads the Monkeys into wild and weird stories like a Cyborg Rescue Roaches, Man Stealing a Fire Truck from his Burning Home, a Man with a Meat Allergy Starts an Ostrich Ranch and Evidence of...
Episode #35
Send us Fan Mail Randy shares top topics like... Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure, smart flatulence underware developed, Fertility Doctor caught using his own material, Serial "Butt Sniffer" has been...
Episode #34
Send us Fan Mail In this episode Randy O brings up the following topics: Man Gets Jail Time for Using Robot Vacuum to Record Cheating Wife, Virginia Woman Wakes to Find Bat on Her Mouth, Truckload of Squid Spills Into...
Episode #33
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys, lead down the Rebel Rabbit Hole with Randy O leading the way, delve into the weird and wonderful stories from around the world. This is the only podcast that features Lemurs and Flaming...
Episode #32
Send us Fan Mail Randy leads the group into topics like Russia's Black Widows, Bra Padding Cyclists, Suspicious Adult Toys, Nude Dining, Rampaging Monkeys and more... Rebel Rabbit infused seltzers. Get a free Microphone...
Episode #31
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys are back in studio and revisiting disgusting subjects like "feet juice" being sold in Asia. This, along with other hilariously absurd topics are addressed in our in studio return. Rebel...
Episode #30
Send us Fan Mail This should be the LAST of the Monkeys having to record remotely for a while. Even with the distance between them, the crazy subjects and wild topics continue where hilarity continues! Rebel Rabbit...
Episode #29
Send us Fan Mail This is a "special" Friday Edition of Microphone Monkey's featuring Bill Sevier. This will focus on the more conspiratorial mysteries that surround our lives. You can either be scared, or laugh. We...
Episode #28
Send us Fan Mail While Tripp is still trying to record and produce from 400 miles away. Randy keeps the entire Monkey Barrel in check with topics like a man faking death to escape drunk driving charge, refrigerating...
Episode #27
Send us Fan Mail This edition has the producer, Tripp, on assignment in North Georgia and the rest of the crew back home in the low country. This episode features some of the regular gags along with some truly...
Episode #26
Send us Fan Mail The Monkeys discuss Spine-Covered Caterpillars, Medicinal Diet Coke, Really Fast Spiders, Calculating Giraffes, Ft Wayne Man's Penis Bon Fire, Escaped Venomous Snakes and more... drinkrebelrabbit.com...
Episode #25
Send us Fan Mail Randy introduces more mayhem to the Monkey Barrell with topics like Mass Produced Ultra-Bionic Humanoid Robots, 100+ Escaped Monkeys, Mexican Mayor pulls a Jusse Smollet, Scuba Diving Cockroaches, Dog...
Episode #24
Send us Fan Mail In this episode we explore Randy O having his Gentleman's Club cherry popped. CIAandMe your DNA share, Potato UAP's, T Rex fashion, Campground Toilet Diving, New York Sewer Dwellers, AI generated Amazon...
Episode #24
<p>Send us Fan Mail</p><p>In this episode we explore Randy O having his Gentleman's Club cherry popped. CIAandMe your DNA share, Potato UAP's, T Rex fashion, Campground Toilet Diving, New York Sewer Dwellers, AI...
Episode #22
<p>Send us Fan Mail</p><p>Randy O leads the cast of monkeys down the trail of topics like Autonomous Robot Toilets, Robots That Pan-Handle, Magical Pigeon Livers, Boner Bears and more!!</p><p>Check out the Tripp (and...
Episode #22
Send us Fan Mail Randy O leads the cast of monkeys down the trail of topics like Autonomous Robot Toilets, Robots That Pan-Handle, Magical Pigeon Livers, Boner Bears and more!! Check out the Tripp (and Graham) has...
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