Messy Genes

Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue. We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the Mormon church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way. If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.

Messy Genes is a religion podcast hosted by Carly and Cindy, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Carly and Cindy hosts Messy Genes, a religion show with 0 episodes published.

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  Episode #10

  Hott n' Messy

  Sep 8, 20251h 15mS1

  <p>Send us a text</p><p>Discovering Confident Hotness and Unconventional Self-Love</p><p>In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' sisters Cindy and Carly delve into their personal lives and share an array of humorous and profound stories touching on self-confidence, sibling dynamics, and historical tidbits. They navigate through funny Instagram comments, playful history lessons, and even some unexpected and risqué discussions, including hair catching fire at a sex party. Additionally, listeners contribute by sharing unconventional things that make them feel hot, ranging from fashion choices to acts of kindness, providing a colorful mix of inspiring and laugh-out-loud m...

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  Episode #9

  The Birds, the Bees and Messy Genes

  Aug 19, 20251h 12mS1

  <p>Send us a text</p><p>Messy Genes: Uncovering Awkward Sex Education Stories and Overcoming Religious Stigmas<br/><br/>In this candid and humorously insightful episode, sisters Cindy and Carly share personal anecdotes and listener stories about their experiences with sex education, or lack thereof, while growing up in a conservative, religious environment. From discovering misinformation about sex, dealing with awkward parental 'sex talks', and the personal journey of overcoming shame and taboo topics, this episode dives deep into the impact of religious teachings on sexuality, consent, and personal growth. As they navigate these sensitive topics, Cindy and Carly...

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  Episode #8

  Messy Faves

  Aug 11, 202547 minS1

  <p>Send us a text</p><p>Our Favorite Things: Family Reunion, Unhinged Purchases, and Empathy Redefined<br/><br/>In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Carly and Cindy discuss their recent family reunion filled with light-hearted chaos, memorable events, and the humorously unfiltered recounting of their slightly tipsy family dinner. They dive into some of their favorite quirky purchases from TikTok shops and revel in the simple pleasures like Mexican candy binges. The sisters candidly explore personal validation methods, favorite beauty routines, and how meaningful life reminders can ground them. From the joy of Botox to the therapeutic nature...

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  Episode #7

  Messy Mormonism: Leave Laugh Live

  Jul 21, 20251h 31mS1

  <p>Send us a text</p><p>Navigating Faith and Identity: Our Deconstruction Journey<br/><br/>In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Cindy and Carly embark on a candid and emotional dialogue about leaving the Mormon Church, wrestling with faith, and finding their personal identity outside of religion. Carly opens up about her initial doubts sparked by her husband’s questioning and the eventual unraveling of their devout beliefs. Cindy recalls her emotional ride through her own faith crisis, exacerbated by her sister’s departure and navigating her own path while undergoing intense therapy. Woven into the narrative are humo...

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  Episode #6

  Messy Dating: "We Don't Want This."

  Jul 14, 20251h 10mS1

  <p>Send us a text</p><p><b> Welcome back to our Messy Dating Series!</b></p><p><br/></p><p><b> Disasters and Dream Dates</b></p><p><b>Carly and Cindy dive into their hilarious, cringe-worthy, and sometimes shocking dating stories. They discuss quirky dating experiences, odd hookups, and encounters with unsavory characters. Listeners contribute their own tales, including everything from awkward drug deal dates to white supremacy rallies, highlighting the wide range of dating horrors that people endure. The sisters also reflect on their ideal first dates, emphasizing the importance of a well-planned, assertive, and enjoyable experience. Th...

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