Lotsa Pasta

Don’t make me turn this car around, kids… we’ve still got some ways to go. Where are we going? I’m not quite sure, yet. We’ll figure out when we get there, and I promise the answer is DEFINITELY not ‘the friends we made...

Grab my things, child - we’re hitting the road. And by hitting the road I mean, we’re going places. You + Me = Going Places, kid! The places we’re going, you ask? Nowhere good. No, that’s literally what it’s called...

Episode Three Hundred Sixteen: Mother Beckons Part Two by Captain Death

Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? You know...

I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it. We’re here...

Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things that Goosebump in the Night 4 by Captain Death

Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push through...

I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One you know...

Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and what...

We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like today’s treat...

What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get...

What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it...

Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do...

Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six by Captain Death

It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with...