Three friends, Alex, Alan, and Jordan, talk about a car each episode that is interesting or unique in some way. Not always in good ways though! We keep it on the junky end of the spectrum.
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Signup to Generate a PitchThree friends, Alex, Alan, and Jordan, talk about a car each episode that is interesting or unique in some way. Not always in good ways though! We keep it on the junky end of the spectrum.
Junk Connoisseurs is hosted by Authorized Personnel. The show has published 76 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Ep. 74 "Hilarifying, il Seguito"" (1 March 2026, 72 minutes), "Ep. 73 "The first rule of podcasting..."" (8 February 2026, 71 minutes), and "Ep. 72 "You Down with U-P-P?"" (26 January 2026, 62 minutes).
Junk Connoisseurs publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 70 minutes across 76 episodes.
Booking probability for Junk Connoisseurs is 25%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Junk Connoisseurs requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Junk Connoisseurs's contact route on record: public web form.
The strongest fits for Junk Connoisseurs are Car Dealers. Junk Connoisseurs has a leisure audience.
Authorized Personnel hosts Junk Connoisseurs, a leisure podcast with 76 episodes published.
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Episode #74
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Crab Walk, the Rammstein Turn Signal, and another Hilarious, Terrifying subject. We also spend...
Episode #73
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Wacky project finds, fun with "The Gumball Rally" and discussion of a good, old, weird model...
Episode #72
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We discuss sketchy title situations, string-trimmer drive trains, and platforms that are...
Episode #71
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We try to get Alan to understand FCC regulations. Ranking system for listeners. Alan...
Episode #70
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Something about our editorial staff. We discuss the one movie Tom Hanks is known for...
Episode #69
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We're back with even MORE Bruce Dern content! A brief summary of what you can buy new with a...
Episode #68
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Subaru things for Alan (maybe-but-not-really), early passive restraint systems, Alex falls...
Episode #67
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr The one where Alan gets cancelled by the LARP community Join us on our discord...
Episode #66
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We imagine the plane crash in which Alan dies.. Also...You guys, the bathroom here is nuts...
Episode #65
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr I bet no other podcast in 2025 gives Bruce Dern this much air time Facebook Instagram
Episode #64
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Even though we're famously a PT Cruiser content show, we spend more time talking about...
Episode #63
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr The car so sad it sets itself on fire. "There was at on point an active club for these. The...
Episode #62
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Crossing the gout line...this week's subject was THE car for its time. Facebook Instagram
Episode #61
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Movie reviews and investment tips from the Barn Full Of Fairmonts. The subject of tonight's...
Episode #60
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We start out talking about naps and car chase movies. It goes down hill from there. Facebook...
Episode #59
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Alex shows off his mastery of geometry. A warning to our listeners: This episode does...
Episode #58
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr A discussion of the vehicle born of 40% innovation. Jordan calls Alan a dorky hipster and he...
Episode #57
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Nissan Plane vs. Subaru Helicopter vs. Mitsubishi Blimp. The one where Alan acknowledges he...
Episode #56
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Old man rants. Alan objectifies back humps. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W...
Episode #55
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr The opposite of a concise conversation about a particular vehicle. We learn about the concept...
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