Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast

That sound of flushing? Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast is ready to go—going where podcasts have been afraid to go: the bathroom. You'll be shitting, laughing & learning about what's really going on down there. You'll hear from real doctors and my two French co-hosts, PP and Poo Poo. You'll hear celebrities come by and take a leak on my $10,000 smart potty—it's smarter than that octopus that can roll cigars. You'll hear the crazy stories men make up just to poop at work. Open your bathroom door, because we've been missing out on a lot of funny shit.Don't forget to follow us on Shitter.

Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast is a comedy podcast hosted by Johnny La Rock, with 12 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Johnny La Rock hosts Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast, a comedy show with 12 episodes published.

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  Episode #14

  Why Are We Still Pretending Nobody Poops? Cue The Flushing Song

  Aug 20, 20266 min

  Why are we still pretending nobody poops? In this episode of Johnny’s On the Potty Pottycast , Johnny takes on one of the strangest bathroom anxieties of all: being afraid someone might hear you go. From double flushing and bathroom sound anxiety to Japan’s Sound Princess , Johnny explores the lengths people will go to disguise perfectly normal bathroom habits. There are babbling brooks, tweeting birds, smart toilets, celebrity leaks, an original flushing song and, naturally, a request for Sarah Silverman to use Johnny’s toilet. IN THIS EPISODE: Why people double flush to cover bathroom sounds The Japanese toilet feature known as the Sound Princess Why Johnny thinks America’s 1947-era toilets need an upgrade How TV and movies helped make normal bathroom habits feel embarrassing The number of times people fart every day Johnny Crapp performs The Flushing Song A reminder about Artie Farty’s upcoming Farter’s Day Johnny puts out the call for Sarah Silverman to join Celebrity Leaks Why Johnny wants to make people laugh about the completely normal things we all do behind a bathroom door TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 The flush heard around the world 00:30 Why people are embarrassed by bathroom sounds 01:10 Japan introduces the Sound Princess 01:45 Waterfalls, birds and the future of smart toilets 02:15 Why nobody goes to the bathroom on TV 02:45 The bathroom symphony begins 03:00 Johnny Crapp performs The Flushing Song 03:20 Artie Farty’s Farter’s Day 03:45 Celebrity Leaks and a message for Sarah Silverman 04:10 Making normal bathroom habits funny again 04:30 Until the next flush FOLLOW JOHNNY: Come for the bathroom humor. Stay for the songs, strange facts, real conversations, and whatever the hell happens next. Follow Johnny’s On the Potty Pottycast and remember: when you hear the flush, you know what time it is. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

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  Episode #13

  A Stroke of Genius, Cow Farts & Wisconsin's Meltdown

  Aug 5, 20267 min

  That sound of flushing? You know exactly what that means. This episode opens with Johnny tackling a topic everybody thinks about but nobody talks about, settling once and for all whether it's okay to touch yourself, with a full breakdown of the actual health benefits behind it. Then things take a hard left into Wisconsin dairy country, where a listener's letter about a family fortune lost to almond trees and oat fields turns into one of the show's most unexpectedly educational rants, cow farts, blue whale milk, and a wild proposal for what to do with 15,000 cows once the milk business dries up. Plus: a fart joke or two, and a naming contest for the show's mascot that's been dying for a rebrand. Self-care, sour milk, and a Wisconsin comeback story you did not see coming. In This Episode The real health benefits of masturbation, no shame attached A listener's letter: the rise and fall of a Wisconsin dairy fortune Why plant-based milks are reshaping the dairy industry The environmental arguments dairy farmers are up against Some very creative (and very unlikely) pivot ideas for struggling dairy farms A surprising use for cow manure nobody saw coming Fart jokes, courtesy of Poo Poo A mascot naming contest — help rename the show's dung beetle Timely Flush Plant-based milk has been steadily eating into traditional dairy's market share for years. This episode digs into what that shift actually looks like for the farmers living it — with a few detours nobody expects. Sound Bites "Everything went wrong. Our milk was in every supermarket in Wisconsin." "Milk comes from cows and mothers. Period." "Progress for the environment, Carol." Timestamps 00:00 – Introduction to Masturbation as a Normal, Healthy Act 00:26 – The Benefits of Masturbation: Stress Relief and Endorphins 01:20 – Humor and Advice on Self-Stimulation 01:59 – A Listener's Letter: The Rise and Fall of Madison Milk 02:24 – The Impact of Plant-Based Milks on Traditional Dairy 02:53 – Environmental Concerns and the Future of Milk 03:23 – The Impossibility of Making Milk from Oats and Almonds 03:44 – The Decline of Dairy and Alternative Solutions 04:07 – Innovative Ideas: Hybrid Drinks and Planting Oats 04:23 – Why Cows Are the Original Milk Source 04:47 – The Uniqueness of Mammal Milk and Alternatives 05:16 – Progress and Plant-Based Innovations in Society 05:31 – Turning Misfortune into Opportunity: Mushrooms from Cow Waste 05:55 – Poo Poo's Fart Jokes of the Day 06:25 – Mascot Naming Contest and Closing Remarks Resources & Links Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/458KNw5nXrZtqiv5xquHOB Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/johnnys-on-the-potty-pottycast/id1889610443 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/bb0c12a8-c701-4f58-a4d4-8c801eb85f52/johnny's-on-the-potty-pottycast iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-johnnys-on-the-potty-potty-328653061 Got a story, a question, or a name idea for our dung beetle mascot? Send it to JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com — you could win an autographed roll of toilet paper and a golden plunger. Don't forget to follow us on Shitter. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

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  Episode #12

  Oh No Burrito

  Jul 29, 20266 min

  That sound of flushing? You already know what that means. This episode, Johnny brings back one of the show's potty pop stars for a brand new hot sauce anthem, "Oh No Burrito", a song about mystery meat, questionable decisions, and consequences that hit exactly where you'd expect. From there Johnny heads straight to Bob's Big Bad Burrito Food Truck talk before pivoting into the real headline: robot potties. Fully autonomous, self-cleaning, no-toilet-paper-required bathroom bots that come when called and Johnny's got thoughts on exactly who's spending five figures to get one. Spoiler: it's not who you'd guess, until you hear the reasoning, and then it makes way too much sense. Toilet paper might be obsolete. Midnight bathroom trips might be a thing of the past. And gamers might be the ones leading the charge. In This Episode A brand new hot sauce anthem: "Oh No Burrito" Burrito bounceback and Bob's Big Bad Burrito Food Truck Autonomous, self-cleaning robot potties explained The real reason gamers are buying $13,000 toilets What these bots can do that your current toilet can't A teaser for next episode's hot sauce showdown Timely Flush Smart home tech has crept into every corner of the house — the bathroom was always next. This episode digs into just how far "smart" goes once it's aimed squarely at the toilet. Sound Bites "It's time for Johnny's on the potty potty cast" "The robots are here and they're coming to your bathroom" "No shit, the robot potty is a game changer" Timestamps 00:00 – Introduction to Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast 00:43 – New Song: "No Burrito" 01:13 – The Song Continues: Mystery Meat and Bathroom Confessions 02:12 – Burrito Bounceback and Food Truck Plans 02:42 – Introduction to Robot Potties 03:11 – How Autonomous Toilets Work 04:10 – The Cost and Who's Really Buying These 05:04 – Gamers, Scholarships, and the Cultural Shift 05:34 – Closing Remarks and Next Episode Teaser Resources & Links Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/458KNw5nXrZtqiv5xquHOB Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/johnnys-on-the-potty-pottycast/id1889610443 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/bb0c12a8-c701-4f58-a4d4-8c801eb85f52/johnny's-on-the-potty-pottycast iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-johnnys-on-the-potty-potty-328653061 Got a story, a bathroom confession, or a burrito recommendation? Send it to JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com — we might feature it on the show. Don't forget to follow us on Shitter. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

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  Episode #11

  Ranch Dressing Sweeps the World Cup & Flushes the Competition

  Jul 22, 20269 min

  That sound of flushing? That's every international fan's first taste of American culture, and it's ranch-flavored. In this episode, Johnny dives into America's obsession with ranch dressing and why it's become a cultural icon for World Cup visitors experiencing the U.S. for the first time. He also covers the history of Hidden Valley Ranch, including an alternate brand name that almost made it to market, plus a few myths that have followed the sauce for years. The episode wraps with a shorter look at Japan's bathroom sound technology and how it compares to American attitudes toward privacy. In This Episode: Why ranch dressing has become a favorite among World Cup visitors The history of Hidden Valley Ranch, including its almost-name Common myths about ranch dressing An original song about ranch dressing and the World Cup by Johnny Crap A look at Japan's bathroom sound innovations Cultural differences in attitudes toward bodily functions The push for smart, sound-enabled toilets in America Timely Flush: With international visitors flooding the U.S. for the World Cup, ranch dressing is having a moment as an unofficial taste of America. This episode explores how a salad dressing became a cultural touchstone for global visitors, complete with an original song, plus a quick detour into Japan's approach to bathroom privacy technology. Timestamps: 00:00 – Introduction to American cultural quirks 00:28 – The rise of ranch dressing as a cultural icon 01:27 – Ranch dressing's role in World Cup visitors' perceptions 02:26 – Myths about ranch dressing 03:36 – Original ranch dressing song by Johnny Crap 05:05 – Bathroom sounds and privacy innovations in Japan 07:24 – The future of bathroom sound technology 08:22 – Closing thoughts Resources & Links: Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/458KNw5nXrZtqiv5xquHOB Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/johnnys-on-the-potty-pottycast/id1889610443 Listen on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/bb0c12a8-c701-4f58-a4d4-8c801eb85f52/johnny's-on-the-potty-pottycast Listen on iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-johnnys-on-the-potty-potty-328653061 Have a story or topic you'd like us to cover? Send it to JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com . Don't forget to follow us on Shitter. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

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  Episode #9

  All Hands on Poop Deck

  Jul 11, 20265 min

  That sound of flushing? On the USS Gerald R. Ford, it's actually the sound of $13 billion going straight down the drain, literally. Johnny's going solo this episode and diving deep (too deep) into the Navy's most expensive bathroom disaster. Turns out the most advanced aircraft carrier on the planet has a sewage system that can't handle sailors doing what sailors gotta do. We're talking undersized pipes, pipe bursts, and a fix so absurd the Navy might as well have just handed out diapers. From six-figure pipe cleaner budgets to sailors getting put on a literal liquid diet just so the toilets can keep up, this episode proves that no amount of taxpayer money can out-engineer basic plumbing. Johnny breaks down how a ship built to project American power abroad can't project anything through its own pipes. In This Episode: The USS Gerald R. Ford's $13 billion sewage system meltdown Why the Navy's pipes are too small for the sailors using them The hundreds of thousands spent on pipe cleaners (yes, really) Pipe bursts, overflow chaos, and a sailor overboard incident The Navy's "solution": a liquid diet for the crew Design flaws, poor testing, and what happens when nobody flushes out the plan first Timely Flush: Even the most expensive military hardware in the world can get taken down by something as basic as bad plumbing. Johnny breaks down how resource misallocation and rushed engineering turned a flagship carrier into a floating cautionary tale and why testing your toilets before deployment should really go without saying. Chapters: 00:00 Introduction to the USS Gerald R. Ford's Toilet Problems 02:16 Financial Waste on Pipe Cleaners and Morale Issues 03:14 Pipe Bursts and Sailor Overboard Incidents 03:44 Navy's Solution: Liquid Diet and Absurdity 04:09 Humorous Jokes and Lighthearted Ending 04:37 Call for Listener Submissions and Closing Remarks Resources: Got a story about government waste, engineering fails, or plumbing disasters of your own? Send it to us, you might just hear it on the next episode: JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com Don't forget to follow us on Shitter. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

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