Episode #26
EP 26: "NEIN 11"
This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino celebrate Christy’s birthday by doing what every "well-adjusted" person does during their birthday week: talking about 9/11. The 25th anniversary ceremony of 9/11 wouldn't be complete without a MAGA vs. MAGA SHOWDOWN - AKA "NEIN 11"- at the Memorial ♀️ — pardoned January 6th asshole Jake Lang showed up with a POLICE ESCORT , only to be greeted by another group of Nazis Sieg Heil-ing with a banner that read “JAKE LANG IS A JEW” while a Mount Vernon firefighter screamed at THEM to “go back to Palestine with that bullshit” and “get out of our country.” ️ MA!!!! THE NAZIS ARE INFIGHTING AGAIN!! ... These morons have no idea who they hate anymore. ♀️ Meanwhile, the RNC held its midterm convention in Dallas, where Republicans focused on the issues people are most desperately worried about ... like Hasan Piker’s old thirst trap photo ♀️ — even going so far as blurring out his bikini briefs , because... you know... the party of family values and stuff. ♀️ And in completely unrelated news, Grindr crashed. Grindr hasn't seen that much traffic since... well... the last Republican Convention. And while MAGA Senate candidate Ken Rogers is too busy jerking off to Hasan Piker photos at the RNC , his opponent Abdul El-Sayed is busy at the gym BENCHING 315. ♂️ Christy has officially endorsed his platform. And by “platform,” we mean his chest. Welcome, Abdul, to the LADY SPANK BANK™. Then 77-year-old Rick Springfield enters the chat looking so ridiculously hot Christy concludes he MUST be drinking baby blood to stay young ♂️ — only for us to discover that JESSIE’S GIRL MAY HAVE A BODY COUNT. Apparently Rick once fired mortars in Vietnam that may have killed a man, proving there was a much easier way to get Jessie out of the picture. Why can’t I find a woman like that? Because YOU KILLED HER BOYFRIEND IN VIETNAM, RICK. And finally, a Maryland woman wins $150,000 after playing the same lottery numbers for 20 YEARS — which means after buying three tickets every time for two decades, congratulations girl... YOU FINALLY BROKE EVEN. Meanwhile, Broadway’s singing waiters are heading into their own WEST SIDE STORY TURF WAR as Ellen’s Stardust Diner and newcomer Diner 24 battle for singing-server supremacy... WHO WILL WIN?! WHO WILL GET THE CHOP?! . Lady Gaga is officially a mother(?) — giving the world BABY GAGA — and Jelly Roll discovers that playing both sides of the strudel gets you kicked out of the Big Blue Bash at Mar-a-Lago. ♀️ Yep, just another completely normal week in America. Like Christy always says — Not my circus. Not my motherfucking clowns. See you Monday. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ohKazALgpq4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
