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Unknown Host hosts How Dead the Mariners Are, a general show with 20 episodes published.
Listen, I know how little I know about this shit. My laundry smells more like privilege than it does shit, cat piss, or spliff smoke. I mean we barely even know anything about the Mariners which is something we spend lik
I didn’t even deign to edit this one because it was so bad. But I think it’s hilariously bad enough to post anyway. Plus we’re desperate to get content out. Stay tuned while we figure out how to use the microphone I boug
This is not a podcast you should listen to if… * You have anything to do OR * You are affiliated with me professionally in any remote understanding of the word * AND you care about professionalism OR C. You hate The Wall
The Dylan Moore Award for Shittiest Infielder: Cole Young The Jesse Winker/Taylor Trammell Award for Worst Outfielder: Luke Raley The Luis Castillo Award for Most Hated Starting Pitcher: Bryce Miller The Matt Festa Award
“This isn’t a place for people to get reliable news, right? You know, that’s not this platform. That’s why they have other platforms — is for that kind of thing.” “You’re reading a bedtime story, and you have the paper b
This podcast was recorded on Friday, December 12, approximately 18 hours before Jorge Polanco signed with the Mets. You can see the results of our discussion on the whiteboard pictured above, or you can save 40 minutes a
Was it the no-trade clause? Was it Vue Lounge? Or was it the elite assortment of private school options in the greater Seattle area? The guys sit down and get to the bottom of just what, exactly, a ‘no-trade clause’ even
At the end of the day, John Stanton will continue to profit off his players and refrain from paying them as much as he can afford because he makes more money that way, and he knows that, deep down, as much as fans may gr
We finally got around to editing our season recap episode but only got through the first third. And I’m unemployed! Brought to you by Audacity. Thanks for reading M.A.D. Unlimited! This post is public so feel free to sha
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Before I start on my own melodramatic piece, I’d like to formally recognize Alex Johanson for putting this podcast together. He had the idea for the muckbang, hosted it at Zander’s apartment, and did all the editing. And
September 22, 2025, Seattle, WA — After exorcising our summer road demons with blowout wins in Kansas City and a sweep of the battered Astros—capped by a 7–3 thrashing of Houston on national television so lopsided I forc
We each list our top five single-season pitching seasons from the year 2000 through present, narrowing down the list into a somewhat concise, very difficult to follow five-man rotation and three-man bullpen. We then pit
We go position by position, each putting forth a guy from a specific year (i.e., ‘I’ll take 2006 Randy Wynn in left field’) and arguing his case before finally voting on each roster spot.. Can’t use a guy more than once.
“What relievers do you find, like, when they enter the game, you’re like, ‘Okay, I feel good about, like, a scoreless inning?’” -Zander Norris (20:27) Timestamps: * 0:00: PSA to abundance of listeners & haters * 1:30: De
In a completely random stroke of luck, the Mariners use the putridity of the Athletics’ bullpen to overcome a dreadful start from supposed ace Brian Woo. ”You can never get ahead of yourselves with this team. I’ve seen t
In light of Wednesday’s win, Jack, Alex, and I reset the tone by talking about some of our least favorite players on the Ms’ roster. “He got kind of a fluky, like, pop-single, and they cut to him on first base, and he’s
In this recap, I talk about the bottom of the 11th, in which the Mariners fail to score any runs against a basement-dwelling pitcher from the Astros’ bullpen. “I’m here to talk a little bit about last night’s 12-inning l
In today’s special edition of How Dead the Mariners Are, we hear from Jack Weigand, a 25-year-old suffering from a particularly debilitating case of Mariners Fandom. He discusses how Julio Rodriguez hit a baseball direct
In today’s edition of Pronouncing the Mariners Dead, I drive 65 miles per hour on Interstate 5 North while recording a half-assed recap of a game I didn’t watch, nor will I ever have any interest in thinking about ever a
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