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Milk, cheese, ice cream… and Wisconsin drama? This week’s caller has a dilemma that’s less “Got Milk?” and more “Got Mess?” Whether it’s lactose in love, an obsession that’s gone too far, or a cheesy situation nobody saw

Hosted by HMH Hosts Matt, Nic and Matt · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 8 episodes
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Joing Matt Nic and Matt as they pass judgement on the craziest stories from friends of the show.
HMH Hosts Matt, Nic and Matt hosts Hot Mess Hotline, a comedy show with 8 episodes published.

Milk, cheese, ice cream… and Wisconsin drama? This week’s caller has a dilemma that’s less “Got Milk?” and more “Got Mess?” Whether it’s lactose in love, an obsession that’s gone too far, or a cheesy situation nobody saw

This week’s caller thought they were signing up for fun, but instead found themselves in one of the most uncomfortable “adventures” we’ve heard yet—complete with socks, confusion, and crossed boundaries. The crew untangl

This week brings a jaw-dropper: their partner scheduled a vasectomy…without telling them first. Is this a bold move, a betrayal, or just one hot mess of miscommunication? The hosts dive into the drama, debate the ethics,

This week’s hotline story pushes boundaries we didn’t expect: a family dynamic tangled up in one seriously messy situation. Is this just weird, completely unacceptable, or the ultimate moral line in the sand? The crew di

This week’s caller admits to collecting something unusual—trophies from past relationships. Is it sentimental, savage, or just plain creepy? The hosts unpack the meaning behind holding onto old flames, debate whether it’

From quirky red flags to full-blown relationship chaos, we dig into what it really means to date a BOP, whether it’s sweet, strange, or straight-up toxic. The panel weighs in with hot takes, questionable wisdom, and of c

This week’s caller story is one for the books: a date gone wrong, a Tinder match, and an NDA (?!). Your hosts dive headfirst into this bizarre moral mess—Is it shady, smart, or just plain sketchy to slap a non-disclosure

You think your love life is complicated? This week we take it to a whole new level because the partner here is a mannequin...Is this harmless fun, a giant red flag, or something in between? Expect laughs, side-eye, and o
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Hot Mess Hotline is hosted by HMH Hosts Matt, Nic and Matt. The show is categorised under comedy and has published 8 episodes.
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