Hopeless gay romantics exploring strange and fascinating topics that others dare not dive into. Perpetually thirsting after the Enneagram and attractive men.
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Signup to Generate a PitchHopeless gay romantics exploring strange and fascinating topics that others dare not dive into. Perpetually thirsting after the Enneagram and attractive men.
Recent episodes include "Five wing SixtyNining: When Did We Need to Put Them Together?" (13 August 2026, 104 minutes), "We Spoiled the Odyssey So You Don't Have to Watch It" (8 August 2026, 39 minutes), and "Watch Us Cycle in Reverse" (23 July 2026, 40 minutes).
Hopeless Romantwinks publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 54 minutes across 11 episodes.
Booking probability for Hopeless Romantwinks is 28%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Hopeless Romantwinks requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Hopeless Romantwinks's contact route on record: verified email.
Hopeless Romantwinks is a society podcast with 11 episodes published.
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Luther, a SO/SP 513, and Valentino, a SO/SX 973, gather with another social 9 and another social 5. All about what kind of perception (and some fair delusions) each of the type experiences and lives with through the...
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We talk about Christopher Nolan, a type 5, and add to Poseidon's sea of critiques of his adaptation of the Odyssey. (Spoil alert: we think it sucks.) Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by...
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Continuing to the sequel of the wing cycles. 01:12 9w804:46 8w709:42 7w613:05 6w515:24 5w420:38 4w323:45 3w2 (Can't you tell we have such an appreciation for this type?)31:06 2w135:04 1w9Backgrounds and...
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We explain the wings through a pattern by following through the Enneagram circle. 04:50-Introduction to the cycles 10:52-9w1 14:28-1w2 19:57-2w3 23:59-2s are our favorite type and they deserve a standalone episode since...
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We resurrected from the dead you queers. The SO/SP 7 Vinny introduces us to a parallel about object relations and story structure that he created from the past. Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been...
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<p>As if you haven't seen another video analysis about him, Valentino (SO/SX 973) and Luther (SO/SP 513) jump on the bandwagon of mainstream slop and found Clavicular, an internet famous type 3 who's popular for...
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<p>Luther(SO/SP 513) and Vinny(SO/SP 793) ramble on their short thoughts about the taboo fringe queer author Dennis Cooper after reading The Sluts. </p><p><br></p><p> Backgrounds and ConnectionsEnneagram Typing Experts...
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<p>Since we talk so much, we decided to make another episode describing our Expanded Instincts, a typology created by Rob Collopy from Attitudinal Psyche. Valentino (SM-AY-SS), Luther "still formerly known as Moses"...
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<p>NOTE: Subjects Discussed are Violence and Assault. Vinny (SO/SP 7w8 793) and Luther: formerly known as "Moses" (SO/SP 5w6 513) explore Gaspar Noé's Irréversible's violent, immersive, and brutal themes and scenes and...
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<p>We're coming forth as the thirsting twinky 3w4 fixed threesome through a glorious introduction. Moses (SO/SP 513), Valentino (SO/SX 973), and Vinny (SO/SP 793) explain their typological backgrounds, their types and...
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<p>We are the Hopeless Romantwinks. </p><p>Pop culture. Art. Enneagram. Typology. Salacity.</p><p>Taste pre-twink death promiscuity. Enjoy insights on psychology, sexuality, and creativity.</p><p>Moses (SO/SP 5w6 513)...
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