Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week. From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed. Hosted on Acast. S
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Signup to Generate a PitchHelen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week. From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante.
Helen's Log is hosted by Audio Always. The show has published 41 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Ep 40. Butchers, Bakery Boys, Butt Cam with Nish Kumar" (28 May 2026, 64 minutes), "Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie" (21 May 2026, 63 minutes), and "Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India" (14 May 2026, 55 minutes).
Helen's Log publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 61 minutes across 41 episodes.
Booking probability for Helen's Log is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Helen's Log requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Helen's Log's contact route on record: verified email.
Audio Always hosts Helen's Log, a comedy show with 41 episodes published.
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Episode #40
<p>It’s the final episode of season one, so we’re finishing off with a bang! We have the fantastic Nish Kumar with us and even better we have him in a Goofy hat. Thank you for being with us for this series and we hope...
Episode #39
<p>It’s our penultimate episode of Series One and Helen’s learning to flirt. Here to help is comedy’s biggest stud, Ele Mckenzie! This is truly a gift of an episode so please enjoy toileting at home, ghosts, peeing...
Episode #38
<p>Helen’s had a dream takeaway and we’re discussing dream jobs, first jobs and Gelato. If you love London zoo you’re in for a real treat as our wonderful guest Alice gives us the inside scoop on lions, tigers and...
Episode #37
<p>Helen’s back in the UK and flying solo today. She’s had the time of her life in Oz but thankfully is back for her dear logs. Get ready to hear all about why watching a horror film in a middle seat feels illegal...
Episode #36
<p>Gather, gather because it’s the safety episode! We recorded this a million years ago in case Helen was ever stuck in a cave and couldn’t make it to the studio. It’s the Wild West of an episode, we talk a lot about...
Episode #35
<p>Helen had a revelation in TK Maxx and the wonderful Olga Koch is here! If you’ve ever wanted to listen to a podcast that talks about Russian food and nipple hair in the same breath, today's your lucky day. Get ready...
Episode #34
<p>Helen’s wearing a thong for the first time since she was a teenager to celebrate the fact that our words of wisdom history expert, Pierre is back in the studio! We’re finally breaking the silence on “What bloody...
Episode #33
<p>Helen’s heading to Bilbao but before Fleet goes on tour we have the incredible Desiree Birch with us! It’s time to get stuck in to stuffed crusts, credit cards, body shelves, dismantling systems, Winnie the Pooh and...
Episode #32
<p>Helen’s still not smoking so we’re celebrating with hypothetical party bags. Grab one and join us for today’s topics: the G spot, night outs, new comer competitions, Tooting Common, getting older and having a piss on...
Episode #31
<p>Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie are diving...
Episode #30
<p>It’s a spring solo ep and Helen’s brought in a collagen sachet and has a nicotine patch firmly attached to her boob for the occasion. No better way to start talking about quitting, asthma, screen time and the new...
Episode #29
<p>It’s a glorious day because we have longtime fan of the pod and dear friend, Rosie Jones in the studio with us. It’s a wild ride of an episode so hold on to your hats. Expect accidental product placement, Hamilton...
Episode #28
<p>Today we have a bit of everything, from Helen’s History corner deep diving into unhinged historical romances to an impromptu chat with the fantastic Sean McLoughlin. Get ready for the roller coaster that is leech...
Episode #27
<p>Helen has a stye but she’s had a posh omelette and to top it off the sweetest angel to have ever lived, Chloe Petts, is with us today so things are looking up! This episode is a real treat for the senses. Get ready...
Episode #26
<p>This week we’re discussing Helen’s mouth breathing and who better to do that with than the wonderful Phil Wang. Get ready for a whirlwind as we deep dive into interactive museums, Shutter Island, Digimon, Pho, sealed...
Episode #25
<p>It's Valentine's week, Helen’s hungover and we have a very special guest to mark the occasion. Get ready as we pull on your heart strings and discuss Omaze houses, risky texts, soft play and the Beast (of Beauty And...
Episode #24
<p>Helen announced the morning of the record that this week there’s not one but TWO guests. It’s a whirlwind of baby boys, witches curses, trips to the dentist and rating which of Henry the VIII’s wives had it the...
Episode #23
<p>Helen’s prepared some questions. There’s more googling than sense in this episode and frankly it is the perfect level of chaos. We have the fantastic Chris Macarthur-Boyd with us teaching us about a kettle with a...
Episode #22
<p>What a wild ride of an episode, we have the wonderful Tamsyn Kelly with us and there’s even a (telephone) appearance from the infamous Micheal Bauer, otherwise known as Helen’s Dad. This week we’re reminiscing about...
Episode #21
<p>It’s cold. We want to be at home and cosy but we’re here recording because we’re FAITHFULS. To keep you warm we’ve got the one and only Sunil Patel, otherwise known as Helen’s ex-housemate, to give us the hot goss on...
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