
This episode we talk about the Desi Dad screening at the NY International Shorts Fest, AI slop ruining cinema, the Kurdish parts of Turkey, Magellan, Ghanaian Movie Poster Art, bidets, and the nature of prophets...


Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.hosted byGabe PachecoSameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the childrenIG: @gabepac1IG: @sameermonContact: Halalcartels@gmail.comtwitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/HalalcartelsIntro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege
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Recent episodes include "AI SLOP Cinema Kurdish Delights and Movie Posters in Ghana" (20 October 2026, 47 minutes), "The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey" (4 September 2026, 47 minutes), and "Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies" (17 August 2026, 35 minutes).
Halal Cartels publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 51 minutes across 108 episodes.
Booking probability for Halal Cartels is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Halal Cartels requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Halal Cartels's contact route on record: public web form.
Halal Cartels is a society podcast with 108 episodes published.
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This episode we talk about the Desi Dad screening at the NY International Shorts Fest, AI slop ruining cinema, the Kurdish parts of Turkey, Magellan, Ghanaian Movie Poster Art, bidets, and the nature of prophets...

Episode #6
We chop it up over the need for discomfort in the face of capitalism, the challenges of climate change. We also talk about movies and aircraft carriers and frog kings.

In this episode, we chop it up the Amazon rainforest rescue documentary. No spoilers unfortunately. We gab about Maradona, global oil geopolitics, and the influence of private intelligence firms, possibly even one...

Halal Cartels
Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem explore a wide range of topics from societal trends, media influence, and cultural perceptions to personal travel stories and current events, offering insights and humor along the way...

A little dive into current events, politics, military technology, and culture, featuring insights on May Day, worker solidarity, military industrial complex, and the influence of culture on politics. 00:00 Introduction...

<p>A little dive into current events, politics, military technology, and culture, featuring insights on May Day, worker solidarity, military industrial complex, and the influence of culture on...

<p>Chatting about recent global events, the realities of Cuba, the impact of sanctions, and the importance of community action and direct protest. This episode offers insights into international solidarity, economic...

Episode #1
<p>What's up with holiday travel in the times of crumbling infrastructure, climate change, and government disfunction. Let's become passport bros and move to Mexico. How did suppressing the Zapatistas lead to the Zetas...

<p>Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about Istanbul, Cape...

Episode #9
<p>We talk art exhibits in NYC, Black Listed at New York Historical, Black Dandies at the Met, the Khajistan Archive exhibit at the Sculpture Center. Discussion topics also include the Red Scare, traveling across the...

<p>Jeff Bezos has an extravagant wedding in Venice. The laws keep changing but good and evil stay the same. The police state is booming. Geo Corp and Core Civic need to find new ways to keep putting bodies in their...

<p>We are joined by John F. O’Donnell to talk about living with mental illness. We talk about bi-polar disorder, acts of service, Pee-Wee Herman, 3rd Wave Alternative Comedy, Tulsi Gabbard, self-care, and his new...

<p>In this episode, we chopped it up talking about Gabe’s folks visiting town, the Lower East Side and Alphabet City, and Zohran's campaign. We touch on the legacy of war hero, gangster for Capitalism, and...

Episode #5
<p>In another Why You Mad/Halal Cartels crossover, Luisa and Gabe Pacheco discuss a recent trip to Havana, Cuba, a vibrant, complex, society full of public life and community engagement.</p><p><br /></p><p>Topics...

<p>Experiences and observations from a recent trip to Cuba, discussing the etiquette of air travel, cultural differences, and the unique societal structure of Cuba. Contrasting the experiences of tourists with those of...

<p>In this episode, Davidson Boswell joins the hosts to discuss a range of topics including urban planning, the impact of American politics on tourism, and the increasing paranoia surrounding surveillance in modern...

Episode #5
<p>In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore various themes ranging from the experiences of comedians on the road to the societal implications of modern consumerism and entertainment. They discuss the irony of...

<p>In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore the intersection of passion, business, and ethical consumerism, reflecting on the rise and fall of WeWork and the implications of corporate control over the workforce...

<p>In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss the current state of the U.S. government, reflecting on the perceived dismantling of social safety nets and the implications of recent political changes. They delve into...

Episode #2
<p>In this episode of Halal Cartels, hosts Sameer and Gabe engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from the launch of Gabe's new child-friendly historical podcast to the challenges of navigating the...
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