Great Night Audio Feed

Justin returns from DragonCon with a child who thinks Minnie Mouse’s catchphrase is screaming, a stranger who thinks he’s cosplaying as himself, and an $80 plate of shitty eggs. Brian discovers he can instinctively hold...

Hunter Biden says he’s 48% gay, so Brian and Justin build the only scale precise enough to define the Hunter Zone, cross the Rubicock, and calculate dongs over the denominator. A real plane-broker sponsorship sends the...

Brian pitches the only time-loop movie Hollywood is too cowardly to make: a man trapped inside a Weimaraner who has to stop 9/11. Justin goes AI psychotic over music nobody else knows, Brian accidentally shaves off his...

Justin's daughter has no time for Goofy, Winnie the Pooh shows the boys a deeply unfortunate angle, and Brian and Justin return from Vegas blessed by the favor of the Yeti. Plus: skyline urinals, the free money store...

Brian and Justin review The Odyssey, call Josie for the spiciest possible take, uncover Brian Brushwood’s forgotten 1998 CD-ROM masterpiece: Pro Asshole Blackjack, and learn that every beach fucking blows. Get an extra...

Brian gets his 51-year-old baby tooth shaved down and immediately fixes the show. Justin and Brian debate the literally overheated way to see The Odyssey, give the Doomsday trailer a “needs improvement,” and plant a...

Brian is banned from doing content, so OhDoctah steps in to debate Sydney Sweeney, roast Supergirl, explain Black Gritty, and watch World Cup tourists discover free refills, Texas Roadhouse, and America. Get an extra...

Brian has kept his mouth shut for three days, which can only mean one thing: it is finally time to discuss Toy Story 5 and the shockingly loaded mechanics of a potty-training device named Smarty Pants. Justin and Brian...

This week, Brian and Justin recap CSICon, Bill Nye proximity, Buffalo wing science, and the Left Bank ravioli that somehow became an Indiana Jones unit of measurement. Plus: Mel Brooks on a plane, Niagara Falls...

<p>Brian may be haunted, dusty, gassy, or simply cursed by three beeps. Gmail becomes a virus-spewing kaiju, Codex may or may not be powered by an enchanted stone, and Justin waits to see if Apple AI is finally good...

<p>Brian and Justin bravely decide the show is good now. Brian gambled with illegal coolant and somehow walked away with a new AC unit, Justin nearly accuses a daycare of building a case against his family, and 60...

<p>Brian’s studio is cool again, possibly through maritime crime. After getting pitched a $35,000 AC replacement, he consults ChatGPT, invokes his coolant rights, and discovers the wonderful world of “illegal”...

<p> </p> <p>Brian survives a graduation weekend with one bar a service, a failed notary quiz, and speedrunning the Bush Center. Plus, Erick Dickerson brings everyone to Football Land. Get an extra episode every week...

<p>Brian and Justin break in the new wall of monitors. Then Penny does the math on not studying for Japanese. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!</p>

<p>The guys get mindful, immediately weaponize it, and then call Brian's daughters for live fact-checking. Penny fights the academic final boss over one freshman-year grade. Bella discovers bagels. Plus: beaver edits...