Franchise Frights Podcast

<p>Last week he yodeled, this week, Kam speaks Simlish. Mandy thinks this movie was made in 1898. Night birds scare Suzi. We get to the bottom of why boats have windshield wipers and why exactly it is called a poop...

<p>Michael Myers is so good at oxygenating his blood! Mandy's tongue is too big for her mouth. Kam did a boo-boo. Joel McHale is not Patrick Dempsey. Why is The Shape wearing makeup on his mask? RIP crunchy hair gelled...

<p>Today we say goodbye to another franchise. Bye-bye, Tobi. The angry winter bears return! We call for justice for Hector and Dale. Remember Mama Gollum Asmodeus? FFP remembers. This series is horror movie edging. </p>...

<p>Today, we put to rest Charles Lee Ray and all those affected by him. We also discuss how smoking is bad for your skin, the Ann-Margret baked beans scene and how amazing it would be to have a rot iron elevator. May...

<p>It is time to wrap up our seventh round of movies. The hits, the misses, the chest adornments. We talk about slammin' bananas and dummies that we knew were dummies. You can also hear our dog chewing on his bone in...

<p>We begin with an urgent plea from FFP. We move on to remind you to shave your handbacks. We discuss The Bone Temple and the bone throne. You learn that Ted Bundy calms Mandy. That is one butt ugly kid. Angry winter...

<p>This is definitely the spiciest cold open we have ever had. Mandy’s mouth gets sad. Kam comes up short. Remember when you could buy books and magazines at the grocery store? Don’t coddle your children; let them watch...

<p>Wow! That doctor is a creep! In this episode, we close out our viewing of the Child's Play/Chucky franchise. Kam is suffering. Mandy feels bad when she shocks the dog's nose. Overhead drone shots on a secluded road...

<p>Kinda like The Nun, but better. In this episode, Kam's corn cob butter application is brought back to the conversation. Mandy throws adorable things. We tell you how to deal with irate customers and sleepwalking...

<p>This is our holidays episode. Our gift to you is a review of a mid-bad movie. I this episode, Mandy discusses her log and we find out that Kam is a giver. We appreciated some old people candies. Kam discovers that...

<p>Kam burps in this episode. We give some great information to our dear listeners, like - little blonde girls are terrifying, always overshare with your crush, and always carry a picture of your cousin in your wallet...

<p>In this episode we find out that JGL is a bad boy teen, Mandy is afflicted, we speak English not good, John is a peacock and you gotta let him fly, Kam thinks candy corn tastes like sadness, and 200 candles is a fire...

<p>Today, we say goodbye to a franchise. George A. Romero's Dead films have served us well. Well, half of them did. Join us as we run down our favorite and least favorite moments of the six sick cinematic offerings of...

<p>Join us on a stroll down memory lane. We'll give you all of our hits and misses from the round that was and a little preview of what we're thinking about round number seven. And all of this in under 30 minutes...

<p>Happy False Confession Day! In this episode, we discuss the sequel to a requel. Those hangy down arm dangles still get us every time. We find out that Kooky Kam is no good at plumbing, Magic on the Microphone Mandy...