Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.
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Signup to Generate a PitchRecent episodes include "324 - Holiday Speedrun" (30 October 2026, 64 minutes), "323 - Sitar Beam vs. Imagine Wave" (23 October 2026, 57 minutes), and "322 - The Telltale Hennessy" (16 October 2026, 58 minutes).
Fortune Kit publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 51 minutes across 336 episodes.
Booking probability for Fortune Kit is 36%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Fortune Kit requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Fortune Kit's contact route on record: public web form.
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Fortune Kit is a comedy podcast with 336 episodes published.
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Rick Nielsen auctions off a coat that Nikki Sixx peed on. Barbie is canonically from Wisconsin. And the left must take the side of the unionized Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in their lawsuit against My Chemical Romance...
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All 4 Beatles movies are going to sync up with Dark Side of the Moon and feature IP from Alex's AI slop Beatles fighting game, including George's Sitar Beam and Ringo's Drum Quake. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon...
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Sean Diddy Combs is getting Hennessy, nudes, and Chinese-style massages in prison. Plus, there should have been an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Allen helps the Grateful Dead fix the Wall of Sound. Subscribe to...
Charles and Alex watch the era-defining tour documentary Soulja Boy the Movie 2011, unearthed from an old hard drive. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts/320-soulja-boy-171248303
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We take an exhaustive look at everything the Beatles ever ate: horse steaks, cornflakes, fish and chips in newspaper, chicken maryland, Heinz baked beans, authentic Italian spaghetti, and "home-cooked food." Subscribe...
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Gene Simmons hawks sodas, Meek Mill misses Lion King and Sega, and Peter Griffin is lowkey stupid but a better father to his children than Elon Musk. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit...
A Good Charlotte fan steals an ambulance with a patient in the back and slams it into a wall… Is this viral marketing for GTA6? Plus George Harrison's love of Austin Powers and a new nepo baby stage at Reading and...
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Josiah helps us make sense of MGK's career trajectory and BluntMan gets arrested for having blunts. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf
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Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the...
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In the Sopranos finale, A.J. used the Death Note to kill Tony and then MGK rapped about it. Meanwhile artists from Motley Crue to Tyga are embracing the wonders of A.I. slop. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon...
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Festivalgoers are passing around Katy Perry and a box/bag of piss. Sesame Street has a new Chappell Roan parody that can help adult music fans understand when they need to use the bathroom. Boy George, the...
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All of the latest stories in music are about pissing and shitting and farting. There's just no getting around it. Also The Hague is having a Shrek Rave, possibly to lure Netanyahu to the ICC with the type of lame rave...
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Muppets are predisposed to be bad musicians (not enough fingers) and waterpark line-skipper Boosie tried to buy a Trump pardon from Jacob Wohl. Correction: We offhandedly said Booise wore matching outfits with Diddy but...
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AI chatbots are gifted kids, Taylor Swift is a quasi-cheerleader, and Morrissey has relentlessly faced the slings and arrows of the most vile of the devil's snares. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon...
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The tragic and unforeseeable divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO is undercut by juvenile stories about stage pooping and crowd pooping. Full episode on Patreon...
The moral of this story is… If you have mental health issues, if you're depressed, if you feel disconnected from other people, just post on Discord. It's where the most normal people are. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on...
Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from...
Hesse and Raina join us for a spiritual journey into rooms where Garfield went corporate and money was implied. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song "Sugar We All End Up in...
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Garfield wants to be Muslim, C+C Music Factory wants to perform for Genghis Khan, and Matt Walsh wants more conservative music even though he's a damn hipster like JD Vance. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon...
The vulnerable narcissist. The shaved GOAT. The Zionist hologram. All this and more on today's Fortune Kit. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf
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