Football Ranter

⚠️ Warning : Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned again , and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enough chaos to pickle...

⚠️ Warning: Bomb loses his rag with Chapo (again), we rinse Man U, Lee Gunner’s still Lee Gunner, and the mighty Grimsby get their due. In this week’s carnage: 🍷 Bomb’s patience snaps during Chapo’s latest life-fail...

⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway. In today’s episode: 🍷 Bomb Taunts Chapo neck-deep in...

In today’s episode: 🍷 Bomb develops a taste for bargain-bin Co-op wine 🛵 Chapo’s mouth could power a swear jar economy 📅 Social media you lot are officially a bunch of scammers 🤣 Sheffield Scots and Spurs fans…...

In today’s episode: 🍺 Bomb necks cider like it's a sport 🏍️ We argue (loudly) about whether riding or driving a Harley is correct 🎉 We throw down the gauntlet to social media " you lot are planning Chapo’s stag do"...

A-Bomb laments his limp tifo experience and longs for the return of Graham Souness armed with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Chappo discovers that Patricia is actually Karen, and learns that to truly understand England, you must...

In today’s episode: A-Bomb comes clean about sneaking two young lads into the pub (allegedly for educational purposes). Chapo wrestles with his inner demons and admits—brace yourself—he kinda likes Manchester. Both lads...

Just a quick update on the greedy Glazers and Ratcliffe, that scruffy bastard. Honestly, it’s a mess. The Glazers are still lining their pockets at the expense of the club, while Ratcliffe is playing his usual games...

In today's show, we take a grown-up look at the state of Manchester United's finances —diving beyond the headlines to unpack the numbers, the challenges, and what it all means for the club's future. Are we about to see...

Today's show kicks off with a brief introduction to Manchester United's financial announcement—while A-Bomb is busy sunning his arse in the Mediterranean, and once again, Chapo is dishing out his infamous 'hawk and tun'...

In today's show, The team dove into the ultimate debate: which Australian native animal would we take on in a brawl? A-Bomb was all in, insisting he'd swing a hammer at a funnel-web spider without batting an eye, while...

On today's show, we dive into some truly thought-provoking (and slightly absurd) topics: the pros and cons of linesmen carrying guns—because why not spice up those offside debates? We ask the pressing question: why did...

In today’s episode, we say a heartfelt thank you, champion women’s rights and equality, and dive into the pressing issue of the nation’s staggering scone consumption. We also dish out nominations for the greatest people...

In today’s show, we’re discussing a topic very close to our hearts: Men’s Mental Health Week . If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at 116 123 or visit samaritans.org . And...

In today’s episode, we dive into why Mancunians are suddenly considered Germans instead of their usual "bin dipper" label. Meanwhile, Chapo manages to get himself arrested (again), and Bomb discovers that referees can...