A fast, messy spiral of wild tangents, dumb brilliance, and sideways logic — two friends turning everyday life into a comedy sinkhole you'll be happy to fall into.
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Fainting Into Quicksand is hosted by Mark and Chris. The show has published 13 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Criminal Speed & Snack Tacos, Episode 13" (6 September 2026, 46 minutes), "Fainting Into Quicksand: Episode 11" (17 May 2026, 57 minutes), and "Fainting Into Quicksand: Episode 10" (18 March 2026, 57 minutes).
Fainting Into Quicksand publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 93 minutes across 13 episodes.
Booking probability for Fainting Into Quicksand is 29%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Fainting Into Quicksand requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Fainting Into Quicksand's contact route on record: verified email.
Mark and Chris hosts Fainting Into Quicksand, a comedy podcast with 13 episodes published.
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Episode #13
Accents, prank calls, criminal speeding, and snack tacos. Somehow, it all fits together. Mark and Chris start with a Northern Irish French teacher whose accent turned "don't shout out" into something considerably more...
Episode #11
<p>Mark and Chris talk on-ramps, revisit Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and wander through another batch of random, ridiculous nonsense. You know the drill.</p>
Episode #10
<p >In this episode, Mark and Chris fully embrace the chaos and bounce from childhood memories and oddly specific games to cultural hot takes and the strange things that stick with us over time.</p> <p >They take a deep...
Fainting Into Quicksand
<p>Language Parlor makes a triumphant return as Mark and Chris overthink words, pronunciation, and the ridiculous poetry of everyday speech. From Seinfeld references and the "information superhighway" to absurd...
Episode #8
<p >In this episode, Mark and Chris pinball through a wide-ranging mix of travel misadventures, childhood chaos, and the strange micro-moments that shape who we become. What starts as a debate about the "art of...
Episode #7
<p >In this episode of Fainting Into Quicksand, Mark and Chris accidentally time-travel to the 1970s and 80s; a lawless era when "community porn" was hidden under trees, "free" phone numbers secretly connected you to...
Episode #6
<p>Mark and Chris compare Arizona nights in triple-digit heat with white-knuckle Chicago snow drives, then spiral into memories of unreliable '80s cars, Catholic-school uniforms, and the strange theater of car...
Episode #5
<p>In this episode, we go full nostalgia dive—from Monty Python and the "Fish-Slapping Dance" to CB radios, waterbeds, X-Ray Specs, and cigarette vending machines. We swap stories about British versus American TV...
Episode #4
<p >Mark and Chris tumble through memories of cheap Casio drum machines, comedy songs, and the legendary Doctor Demento before spiraling into a debate about the Bee Gees' falsetto years. Along the way, they uncover the...
Episode #1
<p >Mark and Chris kick things off with a chaotic plunge into the weird, the absurd, and the unexpectedly personal. In this premiere episode, they bounce from bizarre childhood stories to questionable adult decisions...
Episode #2
<p>Mark and Chris are back with a chaotic plunge into the weird, the absurd, and the unexpectedly personal. In this episode we take a hard-hitting look at some of humanity's greatest struggles: progress bars that don't...
Episode #3
<p>Mark and Chris are back with a chaotic plunge into the weird, the absurd, and the unexpectedly personal. This week we deep dive into British and American accents, the worst Christmas song ever recorded (a clue lies...
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