Failures & Fakes

<p>We're still alive! Sorry! Cooper caught the virus, which means he was basically dead! But now he's not, and everything is happy and fun and wonderful again.</p> <p>This episode was recorded in late October so if...

<p>Holy gosh folks, we get nerdy in this one. Like, inside inside baseball. But we fulfilled the show art's claims of being a music podcast, we guess??? Now we never have to talk about music again and are free from the...

<p>Kyle is a dad now. Not a false prophet dad like Cooper, but a capital D Dad. A father. For realsies. So we talk about that and also movies and Cooper and T.J. yell about Star Wars and capitalism. </p> <p>Talking...

<p>This episode is the all-encompassing Bird Hater's guide to total sky-guy annihilation. Tune in to hear Cooper scream like a dumb bird, T.J. bitch about birds, Parker talk about fishies and Kyle talk about much worse...

<p>Come, sit next to the cornhole board, and let us share with you our stories. Watch the sun set over the grain field where we gently nurture wheat to craft Hudson's famous Meat N' Wheat as you listen to us argue over...

<p>On this week's show, we discuss teen pregnancy, sticky beefsteak hands, and find out, for sure, definitively and without question, that Kyle is a man. Also T.J. yells about penises. Because when doesn't T.J. yell...

<p>This week, we talk about ordering pizza while high, Jimmy Neutron, and how to write rap lyrics according to sagely internet advice. </p> <p>Talking Points include: The Origin of Nickeludeon Slime, camping is...

<p>In this week's episode, the boys talk about who Michael is and whether he's okay. Cooper asks the boys some very thought-provoking questions from Yahoo Answers.</p> <p>Talking points include: Watermelon Fluids, IS MY...

<p>Cooper had the chance to sit in with the boys during their songwriting process. This week's show is a look at the philosophy and process the boys use when they write. Also, T.J. hates hot dogs. </p>

<p>This week's episode feature's some BAND TALK! That's right, we talk about MUSIC! Like our podcast art advertises! Go us! Also featuring some nasty shit like Kyle eating pizza while naked.</p> <p>Talking Points...

<p>This week's show is a bit different than usual, but it was a conversation we really liked and also we're working on other stuff for the podcast. We hope you get something valuable out of it. </p> <p> </p>

<p>This week's show includes our standard offering of poop stories and unexpectedly serious conversation. Kyle talks about stupid coworkers and anxiety, T.J. once again tries turning this podcast into one about old...

<p>The boys return to their nasty nasty roots and talk about foot-condoms, earthworm guts and more. They also discuss the subject of Dahvie Vanity being an absolute garbage human, Cory Brandan's Twitter fuck-up and...

<p>The boys talk about the Arrows Before Bullets EP, which is not totally amazing but maybe some of it is.</p> <p><br /> Next bonus will be part 1 of 2 of our Saloon commentary!</p>

<p>In today's episode the boys talk about how to join/start a band and crush all of your hopes and dreams. You're welcome.</p> <p>We also talk about the music we've been listening to because apparently y'all care. </p>...