A podcast with your hosts Linz and Chris. Investigating the unknown, unexplained and unbelievable! Cases of cryptids, Fortean tales, true crime, unsolved mysteries, the unexplained, paranormal and much more!
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Dystopian Simulation Radio is hosted by DSR. The show has published 126 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Who put Bella in the wych elm?" (25 September 2026, 20 minutes), "The Green Man of Pennsylvania / Charlie no face" (6 September 2026, 60 minutes), and "The Black Dwarf feat. Dreams of Ego" (24 July 2026, 55 minutes).
Dystopian Simulation Radio publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 56 minutes across 126 episodes.
Booking probability for Dystopian Simulation Radio is 35%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Dystopian Simulation Radio requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Dystopian Simulation Radio's contact route on record: verified email.
DSR hosts Dystopian Simulation Radio, a comedy show with 126 episodes published.
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Episode #113
Chris is on vacation so- WAIT don't tune out just yet! Join Linz this week for a true spooky story that has yet to be solved. Lets pull back the branches as we unravel the mystery of: Who Bella in the wych elm? Great...
Episode #112
The fishbone girl, the hook-handed man, the VCR van who drove around and sold you drugs based on which title you rented, all popular classics in the world of urban legends- but what about the Green Man of Pennsylvania...
Episode #111
The Black Dwarf- it's just a fictional novel about a supernaturally strong telepathic person with dwarfism written by Walter Scott. It's not...true, though, is it? Join Linz and special guest Michael (Dreams of Ego) as...
Episode #110
When Alabama Police Chief Jeff Greenhaw responded to a call from a concerned civilian who reported seeing a UFO land in a nearby field in the fall of 1973, he had no idea who *or what* he would encounter that night...
Episode #110
<p>What happens when they world's pettiest rapper meets the worlds most stubborn police district? All out chaos that's what happens. </p><p>Join Linz and Chris as the explore the world of Afroman, who after being...
Episode #109
<p>The Ummites- who are they? I couldn't tell ya! Thankfully in house E.T nerd, Michael 8 of Septembryo, is here to tell us all about them! </p><p>So Join Linz and Michael as they wade through letter after letter in...
Episode #108
<p>If you were a world famous 'influencer', professional wrestler, boxer, pokemon card collector and douche bag, what would your next career move be? If you guess stealing UFO footage, you'd be correct.</p><p>Join Linz...
Episode #107
<p>Are you sitting on a goldmine?</p><p>Do you possess a skill so unique, so entertaining, that you could build a whole career out of it? </p><p>Join Linz and Chris in this episode of Dystopian Simulation Radio as they...
Episode #106
<p>What if your child brought something home from school… and it wasn’t a cold, wasn’t a detention slip… but a pocket-sized portal to the underworld? Bright colours. Catchy theme song. Creatures evolving before your...
Episode #105
<p>We're sorry Italy :)</p><p>It's a cold night in the 1970s. Nightwatchman, Pier Zanfetta, is doing his rounds when he runs into...well we're not quite sure!</p><p>Join Linz and Chris as they peak behind the pasta...
Episode #104
<p>Why do we dream? Don't ask us, we have no idea lol.</p><p>In this <b>bonus episode</b>, Linz and Michael 8 of Septembryo explore the mysterious world of dreams and answer the question on everyone's lips: Can REM...
Episode #103
<p>It's a Christmas tradition, welcome Septembryo to host the most derranged quiz of the year? Who will take the paper crown? Linz of Chris? Place your bets now! </p><p>Support the show</p><p>Support us on Patreon</p>
Episode #102
<p>What if you were from nowhere? You turn up at immigration and your passport isn't issued by any known country. You don't have an embassy or anyone who speaks your native tongue nearby. What do you do. If you answered...
Episode #101
<p>🎃 <b>We asked for your creepiest encounters… and you delivered.</b><br/> Tune in as we read your spine-tingling Halloween submissions — ghosts, aliens, and rogue wrestlers that go bump in the night! 👻</p><p>🕯️...
Episode #1
<p>Autun, France, Barthélemy de Chasseneuz takes the stand to defend his victims: A bunch of rats. Not like snitches, like actual rats lol. This may sound crazy, but it wasn't the only time animals were put on trial...
Episode #100
<p>It's a stifling summer night. </p><p>You're laying in bed with the curtains open, looking out the window, struggling to fall asleep, when you see someone, or something, off in the distance. </p><p>Your heart begins...
Episode #99
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Episode #98
<p>Picture this: You're cruising in your UFO, and you think you've found a nice, rural, isolated spot to park up at so you can fix you and your Italian homies some pancakes....when an old man shakes his jugs at you...
Episode #97
<p>We spend too much time wondering what's above us, maybe the true wonder has been under our feet the whole time? What if the Earth is hollow and is the home to all kinds of theorised beings? </p><p>Join Linz and Chris...
Episode #96
<p>Two Brazilian blokes are found dead on a hilltop wearing raincoats and lead masks.</p><p>There's a note instructing them to ingest mystery pills and wait for a signal.</p><p>Join Linz and Chris and they scratch their...
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