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In case you hadn't heard them yapping about it already, kirizal wrote a book. Actually, two books. 274k words in about six weeks, and as they settle into a well earned break from writing, W/we thought W/we should tell...
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Don’t Scare the Newbies!
Hosted by kirizal & S · health · EN
About this Podcast:
Kink can be scary, but talking about it doesn’t have to be! S and kirizal, a couple in a 24/7 Total Power Exchange relationship chat about kink, sex, relationships, communication, and everything in between Winner of Best Media, Alternative Awards 2026 Follow kirizal’s blog and find all their socials at www.kirizal.com Support U/us on Patreon at patreon.com/dontscarethenewbies
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What is Don’t Scare the Newbies! about?
Kink can be scary, but talking about it doesn’t have to be! S and kirizal, a couple in a 24/7 Total Power Exchange relationship chat about kink, sex, relationships, communication, and everything in between Winner of Best Media, Alternative Awards 2026 Follow kirizal’s blog and find all their socials at Support U/us on Patreon at
What has Don’t Scare the Newbies! covered recently?
Recent episodes include "Thank You, Jeff, Fifty-Two Seconds: Writing God's Mercy" (14 October 2026, 119 minutes), "They'll Hear You Screaming in Warsaw: 365 Days" (30 September 2026, 80 minutes), and "It's Not your Mouth That's Salivating: Orgasm Control and Denial" (16 September 2026, 89 minutes).
How often does Don’t Scare the Newbies! publish?
Don’t Scare the Newbies! publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 98 minutes across 58 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on Don’t Scare the Newbies!?
Booking probability for Don’t Scare the Newbies! is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Don’t Scare the Newbies! requires a Pod Score of 81 or higher. Don’t Scare the Newbies!'s contact route on record: public web form.
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Don’t Scare the Newbies! is a health podcast with 58 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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Sep 30, 20261h 20mMx requested something that wasn't arty and pretentious for O/our next episode, and kirizal delivered. This week, W/we're talking about 365 Days. Is a movie with only one scene of light bondage really a kinky movie? In...
Sep 16, 20261h 29mAfter your first long, hard, two week wait for new DSTN!, W/we’re talking orgasm control and denial! kirizal and S chat about what orgasm control does for O/our dynamic, why it’s fun (and awful), and some important...
Episode #54
Happy Birthday to U/us: One Year of DSTN!
Sep 2, 20262h 7mIn an extra lengthy, rambly special, kirizal and S reflect on one year of hosting an award winning podcast. From how Don't Scare the Newbies! started and S's anxious dog reaction to the early analytics, to O/our...
Episode #53
Making an Impact: Impact Play
Aug 26, 20261h 52mThis week, kirizal and S finally get around to talking about one of O/our most essential kinks - impact play! W/we chat about why S finds hitting people with stuff fun, how different types of impact feel to kirizal, and...
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Aug 19, 20261h 44mUsually if kirizal asks S why They like something, the answer is “power and control”, so this week W/we dive into that favourite “conceptual kink”. What is control, and how is it distinct from power? W/we chat about...
Episode #51
In O/our Slut Eras: Hookups and Apps
Aug 12, 20261h 48mThis week, kirizal and S go back to the beginning and talking about swiping right (or is it left? W/we get confused) on each other on Tinder back in 2021 and then again on OkCupid in 2023. But, this isn't just about...
Aug 5, 20262h 15mIn which the good Christian woman, Chastity, is horribly tortured by the cruel and unreasonable witch finder Jeffiniah. Well, maybe she's a good Christian woman. Maybe she's a witch. Yes, it's finally time for O/our...
Jul 29, 20261h 31mThis week, Sunshine and Honeypot introduce kirizal and S to the world of S.L.U.T - the international sexpionage organisation dedicated to saving the world from boring sex. Sunshine and Honeypot have a unique dynamic...
Jul 22, 20261h 45mDark romance and pitch black romance author Ellie Sanders joins kirizal and S this week to talk about these often stigmatised genres, her writing, and lots more! Ellie tells U/us about navigating social media reactions...
Episode #47
Desire Without Empathy: The Piano Teacher
Jul 15, 20261h 20mIt's time for another kinky movie night, and for the second time in a row kirizal suggested something slow paced and arty that S isn't all the way sold on! This time it's The Piano Teacher, talking about how sadism and...
Jul 8, 20261h 50mWhat goes into planning for a public play event? In this episode, kirizal and S talk about the considerations for planning a public scene - fetiquette, rules, equipment, time, and the role of the audience - love the...
Episode #45
The Full Bloody Experience: Period Sex
Jul 1, 20261h 15mThis week, kirizal and S are talking periods. While period sex doesn't necessarily have to be a kink, it can be - and W/we talk about what this does for U/us. S shares why They took a while to get on board with getting...
Jun 24, 20261h 16mThis week’s guests are Duncan, one of the founders of Newcastle Leathermen, and Tea, a bootblack and Newcastle Leathermen’s first nonbinary member. Plus Tea’s partner popping in with an occasional comment! O/our guests...
Jun 17, 20261h 32mThis week, kirizal and S are chatting about sexual orientation - from O/our coming out stories (one at 14, and one at 41!), kirizal’s multiple coming outs and the pan vs bi distinction, T4T dating, and whether O/our...
Jun 10, 20261h 24mAdult babies Jen and Tealeaves sat down with kirizal and S this week to share their experiences - through all the noise of stigma and misconceptions, they share the authenticity and joy of little space, kink as a core...
Jun 3, 20261h 26mIt's Pride Month, so in the first of O/our queer focused episodes kirizal and S jump straight in with the annual discourse topic, does kink belong at Pride? W/we also chat about O/our first Prides, the commercialisation...
May 27, 20261h 55mAfter the S-heavy long distance episode, W/we thought it was kirizal's turn to have the spotlight and dive into one of their specialist topics - addiction and recovery. kirizal spent most of their 20s battling mental...
May 20, 20261h 37mLana and Edward join kirizal and S to give U/us an introduction into the wild world of erotic hypnosis. Navigating censorship to find resources, what appeals about the closest thing to magic and mind control that people...
Episode #38
Just Hit me With Your Car: Crash (1996)
May 13, 20261h 17mOnce again kirizal and S are watching a movie, and James Spader is playing a pervert (with hair)! This week W/we're discussing the 1996 movie Crash - but if you haven't seen it, come on in, the plot is light and the...
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