Dawack In Da Morning

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Dawack In Da Morning is a news podcast hosted by DaWack, with 100 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode #256

  9 21 26 Monday Morning - The Universe Has Given Up

  Sep 21, 202629 min

  ️ DAWACK IN DA MORNING Monday, September 21, 2026 It's another Manic Monday at the Da Wack Shack, and the world has apparently lost its damn mind! Zack Da Wack is back with a fresh cup of coffee, a professionally trained tongue, and enough ridiculous news to make you question the future of humanity. From the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios, it's your favorite daddio blocked from the radio! Today's Ridiculous Holidays We're celebrating International Day of Peace, World Gratitude Day, National Pecan Cookie Day, National Chai Day, and Miniature Golf Day! Plus, recognizing World Alzheimer's Day. Because nothing says world peace like arguing with somebody over the last pecan cookie. Celebrity Birthdays Happy birthday to: Bill Murray — 76 Stephen King — 79 Faith Hill — 59 Liam Gallagher — 54 Don Felder — 79 Alfonso Ribeiro — 55 Jerry Bruckheimer — 83 Nicole Richie — 45 Jason Derulo — 37 Billy Porter — 57 This Day in History 1780 — Benedict Arnold's treasonous plot is exposed. 1897 — "Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus" is published. 1937 — J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit hits bookshelves. 1970 — Monday Night Football makes its debut. 1981 — Sandra Day O'Connor is confirmed to the Supreme Court. 1996 — John F. Kennedy Jr. marries Carolyn Bessette. This Day in Music We're turning up the volume with: Jimi Hendrix and "All Along the Watchtower." Jeannie C. Riley's "Harper Valley PTA." Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe." Carl Douglas and "Kung Fu Fighting." Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell. AC/DC's The Razors Edge. Radiohead's "Creep." Nirvana's In Utero. Green Day's American Idiot. Savage Monday Horriblescopes The stars are aligned, your life isn't, and Mercury has officially requested a restraining order! All 12 zodiac signs get their weekly dose of cosmic abuse as Zack reveals what the universe has planned for you. Spoiler alert: It ain't good! DAWACK'S STUPID NEWS This week, the world gives us: A crocodile loose on Long Island! A whale taking a 60-mile detour up a California river! A record-breaking 429-foot Slim Jim! A horse that decided to quit a parade! A venomous sea snake visiting California! Firefighters discovering an African wildcat! A woman collecting 754 pairs of salt and pepper packets! A ram named Rambo getting stuck in a pipe! A library book returned 132 years late! Star Trek fans breaking a Vulcan salute record! A New Jersey tiger scare! A bat taking public transportation in Scotland! You can't make this stuff up, folks. And apparently, nobody's even trying anymore! ☕ Grab your coffee and lower your expectations! It's Monday, September 21st, and we're getting through it together, one stupid news story at a time! DaWack in da Morning New episodes Mondays & Fridays. www.zackdawack.com Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, and wherever you get your podcasts! HAPPY FREAKIN' MONDAY!

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  Episode #255

  9 18 26 It's Cheeseburger Day

  Sep 18, 202636 min

  DAWACK IN DA MORNING Friday, September 18, 2026 FRIDAY EDITION — LET’S WACK & ROLL! Zackarey Ernesto Wackalina the 3rd is back behind the mic, broadcasting from Studio E at the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios inside the DaWack Shack Podcasting Complex! Good morning to the beautiful people from Abernathy, Texas to New Baltimore, Michigan, Whisper Walk, Florida to Plainview, Long Island — and all around the world! It’s FRIDAY, September 18, 2026, and somehow we survived another week. THE DAWACK HOLIDAY ROUNDUP We’re celebrating National Cheeseburger Day, Red Velvet Cake Day, Rice Krispies Treats Day, Read an eBook Day, World Bamboo Day, National Tradesmen Day, National Respect Day, First Love Day and Chiropractic Founder’s Day. We also recognize International Equal Pay Day and take a serious moment for National POW/MIA Recognition Day, honoring American prisoners of war, those still missing and unaccounted for, and their families. CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS Blowing out the candles today: James Marsden — 53 Jada Pinkett Smith — 55 Jason Sudeikis — 51 Aisha Tyler — 56 Patrick Schwarzenegger — 33 Christian Pulisic — 28 Holly Robinson Peete — 62 Frankie Avalon — 86 Plus, remembering September 18 birthday legends James Gandolfini and Greta Garbo. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN Remembering notable people who left us on September 18, including: Jimi Hendrix — 1970, 27 Ruth Bader Ginsburg — 2020, 87 Dag Hammarskjöld — 1961, 56 Ken Norton — 2013, 70 Bob “Bullet Bob” Hayes — 2002, 59 Frank Morgan — 1949, 59 Leonhard Euler — 1783, 76 THIS DAY IN HISTORY We crank up the DaWack Time Machine for September 18: George Washington lays the cornerstone of the U.S. Capitol. The first issue of The New York Times is published. CBS goes on the air. The devastating Great Miami Hurricane strikes South Florida. The National Security Act takes effect, reshaping the U.S. national-security structure. Future President Jimmy Carter files a UFO report. Patty Hearst is captured by the FBI. ICANN is established, helping make internet addresses considerably easier than typing a bunch of numbers nobody remembers. Scotland votes on independence from the United Kingdom. THIS DAY IN MUSIC September 18 is absolutely LOADED. Country music makes an early appearance at Carnegie Hall. Bobby Vee hits #1 with “Take Good Care of My Baby.” The Beatles bring Beatlemania to Dallas. The Beach Boys release Smiley Smile. Rock loses the legendary Jimi Hendrix at only 27. Pink Floyd performs at the Classical Music Festival in Montreux. Boston unleashes “More Than a Feeling.” In 1978, all FOUR members of KISS release solo albums on the same day. Eagles release “Heartache Tonight.” Genesis releases Abacab in the UK. KISS appears on MTV without their trademark makeup. KISS releases Crazy Nights. Reba McEntire gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Madonna releases Music. Papa Roach releases “Last Resort.” Bon Jovi takes an early leap into online concert streaming. Apparently September 18 is unofficially KISS Day. THE FUNNY FIRM We dig into the headlines that desperately needed jokes: A giant whale shark cruises around Malibu. The UK House of Lords tackles the potential human-rights implications of AI. Researchers look at time-restricted eating. Hollywood celebrates another awards season. Plus jokes about drinking, Los Angeles crime and football. STUPID NEWS Because regular news wasn’t stupid enough. WRONG AIRPORT. VERY WRONG AIRPORT. A business jet reportedly aiming for Cotswold Airport ends up at RAF Fairford instead. Missing your exit is one thing. Accidentally landing at a military installation? GPS: “Recalculating…” A TICK BITE LEADS TO… OSTRICHES?! A strange chain of events involving a tick bite, a meat allergy and hundreds of ostriches. Most people buy Benadryl. Somebody apparently said: “Better get 400 ostriches.” COMPETITIVE GRAVE DIGGING Because apparently regular grave digging wasn’t exciting enough, Hungary gives us competitive grave digging. Finally, a sport where nobody wants the grand prize. DAWACK HORRIBLESCOPES September 18–24, 2026 The stars are back. Unfortunately, they’ve reviewed your recent behavior. Aries needs a helmet. Taurus isn’t leaving the house. Gemini can’t keep gossip quiet. Cancer just needs a sandwich. Leo isn’t getting enough attention. Virgo’s carefully organized weekend is doomed. Libra still can’t make a decision. Scorpio remembers EVERYTHING. Sagittarius is financially restricted to Costco adventures. Capricorn is working while everybody else has fun. Aquarius has another “brilliant” idea. And Pisces needs to stay away from Taco Bell at 1:30 in the morning. The universe has spoken. We’re not saying it’s correct. We’re saying you’ve been warned. DAWACK IN DA MORNING The often secluded, never diluted, always wacky, never tacky, hot-rockin’, flame-throwin’ morning show that isn’t actually on the radio. Zack Da Wack zackdawack.com Mondays & Fridays DaWack in da Morning — because apparently nobody has stopped us yet. Featuring Bob Rivers Twisted Tunes Classic Cheeseburger With Parasites RIP BOB

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  Episode #254

  9 14 26 Giant Wieners, Angry Goats & Other Monday Emergencies

  Sep 14, 202638 min

  Absolutely — I can turn all of that into clean, concise episode show notes for September 14, keeping the DaWack flavor without making the notes as long as the show itself. ️ DaWack in da Morning Monday, September 14, 2026 Live from Studio E at the Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios! It’s Monday again — the weekend lasted about 11 minutes, the coffee isn’t working fast enough, and somehow society expects us to be productive. Zack Da Wack is back behind the mic with another hot-rockin’, flame-throwin’ edition of DaWack in da Morning! Today’s Holidays National Cream-Filled Donut Day — Because apparently putting sugar on the OUTSIDE wasn’t enough. Eat a Hoagie Day — Hoagie, sub, hero or grinder. Same sandwich, four opportunities for America to argue. ️ National Coloring Day — Remember when your biggest responsibility was staying inside the lines? Boss/Employee Exchange Day — Employees get the office. Bosses get the actual work. Black & White Cookie Day — Chocolate and vanilla peacefully sharing one cookie. Gobstopper Day — The candy that lasts longer than your paycheck. National Sober Day — Recognizing sobriety and supporting those living sober. ️ Remembering We remember some famous names who left us on September 14: Patrick Swayze • Norm Macdonald • Grace Kelly • President William McKinley • LaWanda Page This Day in History 1814 — Francis Scott Key writes the words that become The Star-Spangled Banner. 1956 — IBM introduces the RAMAC computer system and disk storage. 1959 — Luna 2 becomes the first human-made object to reach the Moon. ️ 1960 — OPEC is founded. 1985 — The Golden Girls premieres on NBC. Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia prove cheesecake can solve almost anything. This Day in Music Little Richard records “Tutti Frutti.” Eric Clapton takes “I Shot the Sheriff” to #1. Stevie Wonder tops the album chart with Fulfillingness’ First Finale. The Rolling Stones play a not-so-secret club gig as Little Boy Blue & The Cockroaches. The first MTV Video Music Awards arrive in 1984 — and Madonna gives America a Like a Virgin performance nobody forgets. Meat Loaf returns with Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell. Birthday Wackos We’re blowing out the candles for: Nas — 53 Andrew Lincoln — 53 Walter Koenig — 90 Morten Harket — 67 Amy Winehouse — born September 14, 1983; she would have turned 43. ‍♂️ STUPID NEWS! Real stories proving humanity still needs adult supervision. This edition includes: An orangutan allegedly making off with a boat. Possibly the worst bat-related wake-up call imaginable. Scientists shaking worms — because apparently somebody got funding for that. A crocodile head turning up in airport luggage. A boa constrictor hiding under a car hood. Thieves making off with a staggering amount of Guinness. ⚰️ Competitive grave digging. Yes, apparently that exists. A boa constrictor auditioning for the Metropolitan Opera. Thousands of baseball fans trying to put a giant wiener into a giant bun. Police taking on one seriously pissed-off goat. A supposedly “dead” deer giving a deputy the scare of his life. And one man's desire for a burger leading him all the way to an ostrich farm. These stories are real. That's the disturbing part. ☕ Plus More Wack Pumpkin spice gets some competition from caramel apple. Could your online reviews help scammers figure out who you know? We unload another batch of BS Wack Facts, investigate signs that your company healthcare plan may completely suck, and celebrate football season with some highly questionable new penalties. HORRIBLESCOPES™ The world-famous, highly outrageous and never-ever-contagious DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes return! All 12 signs receive the completely unqualified astrological guidance nobody requested. Scientific accuracy: approximately zero. Entertainment value: considerably higher. Random Joke “My mother-in-law always used to say, ‘40 is the new 30.’ Lovely woman… banned from driving.” Deep Thought “What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we’ve never met.” It’s Monday. Grab the coffee. Lower your expectations. And if everything goes completely to hell… there’s always a cream-filled donut. ️ DaWack in da Morning Mondays & Fridays A Podcast @ zackdawack.com 984-DAWACK-1 Like it. Follow it. Subscribe. Share it with your people. Thanks to all the Wackos, Weirdos, Reverts, Preverts, Dingbats and Jello Heads Anonymous for listening! Same Wack Time. Same Wack Channel. WACK OUT! ️ That keeps the episode description easy to scan while still sounding unmistakably like DaWack.

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  Episode #253

  9 11 26 Patriot Day

  Sep 11, 202638 min

  Remembering all those lost

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  Episode #252

  9 7 26 Horriblescopes DaWack In Da Morning

  Sep 7, 20267 min

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