Hosted by I Hate Marketing · EN-US · 10 episodes
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The show from the team behind THE DASHBOARD at iHateMarketing.ai. No growth hacks, no fluff. Just the things nobody in marketing wants to say out loud: fragmented stacks, AI search visibility, and why the truth about your numbers should live on one screen. Every episode is a confession, and a case for killing the twelve-tool mess.
I Hate Marketing hosts Dashboard Confessional, a business show with 10 episodes published.
ChatGPT Atlas, Perplexity Comet, and Project Mariner now click, fill forms, and buy on behalf of real humans. Most analytics stacks still can't tell an agent from a bot from a customer.
Vendors bolted AI onto every tool this year and started metering it by the question. The result: the harder you use it, the more it costs you.
Every attribution model tells you a different story, and you pick the one that makes your favorite channel look good. That's not measurement. That's a horoscope with a budget attached.
Every month a marketing team builds a deck that says everything worked. Every month the CFO nods and believes none of it. Here is why the report became theater, and what an honest one looks like.
A new acronym means a new wave of consultants charging you to optimize for ChatGPT. Most of it is the old SEO grift wearing a new hoodie. Here's how to tell the difference.
Every tool in your stack reports a different number, and the one you trust is just the one you're least tired of arguing with. Here's why your Frankenstein BI setup feels like truth and isn't.
Buyers stopped scrolling blue links and started asking AI tools who to buy from. If the model has never heard of you, you do not exist. Here is what to do about it.
Your martech bill isn't the number on the invoice. It's seats, tokens, and the integration tax nobody warned you about. Here's the math that actually bleeds you.
Your marketing team is small because the work should be small. It only feels enormous because you spend your days stitching twelve tools together by hand.
Static dashboards display numbers and then hand the actual thinking back to you. Here is why conversational analytics changes the job, and where it still falls short.
Structured data is the dullest thing in marketing and one of the highest-leverage. It's how ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google figure out what your pages actually are, and whether to cite you.
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