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Hosted by Jesse and Ameran · religion · EN-US
Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!
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Cults I'd Join is hosted by Jesse and Ameran. The show has published 108 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Foundations for Nations Church vs Everyone" (16 September 2026, 76 minutes), "The Faerie Faiths" (28 July 2026, 105 minutes), and "The Kalaidzhi Bride Market" (15 July 2026, 88 minutes).
Cults I'd Join publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 89 minutes across 108 episodes.
Booking probability for Cults I'd Join is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Cults I'd Join requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Cults I'd Join's contact route on record: public web form.
The strongest fits for Cults I'd Join are Religion & Faith. Cults I'd Join has a religion audience.
Jesse and Ameran hosts Cults I'd Join, a religion podcast with 108 episodes published.
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Cults I'd Join
This one is a tale as old as time, but we'd love to retire it! If you've been watching the news lately, you may have heard about the church who planted themselves in the middle of the Wind River Indian Reservation, and...
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You guys this is just as awesome as it sounds. Just get over here and join this faery cult with me!!! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us...
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We love the Roma people, and the Kalaidzhi clan of Bulgaria is still practicing an old tradition. Every closed societal group has to decide what they will keep and discard as time and the surrounding culture moves...
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Well. Yet another group of super pretty people who's van I TOTALLY would have gotten into, just disappointing me again. Nature Boy, nature would like it's stuff back. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love...
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This club has everything. Dinner and entertainment? Check. Centuries-old sites for your secret rituals? Chickety Check. Sweet costumes, masked orgies, political scandal, real princes, and the literal WORLD'S FIRST...
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If you've ever wondered what might happen if you load a bunch of young girls into a cattle trailer, attempt to take them on the road across state lines, and don't even bother to latch the back doors before you hit the...
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I thought I'd gift you all this one as a bonus episode from our Patreon page! This is episode 1 of the 4 part series, and episode 2 is out on Patreon today. Please enjoy yet another trip over to one of our most familiar...
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This is it, you guys. It's the moment of truth. Will these English people who have only been away from their homes for 8 weeks join the Amish? Will the Amish invite them to join? Will Matt and Kendra redeem themselves...
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Judah's mama is learning some valuable life lessons, and so am I. Occasionally, she and I can be some judgy b's. Our Amish friends and our English friends are doing some great learning and growing (possibly not James)...
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Have you ever been a WOOFer? Or a WWOOFie? Or perhaps traveled in a WWOOF pack? Either way, this episode is for you-- we're traveling the world and we're doing it in sensible shoes!!! Original song and performance by...
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Oh, it's Sunday in Amish country babes and we are getting our CHURCH ON! By which I mean most of these giant babies are bailing and yet again reminding me why THEY CAN'T SIT WITH US. Get in here friends, because the...
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This one is tough, and you should only listen if you're feeling pretty tough yourself. Otherwise, please go re-listen to something more fun, and meet us back here next week. Centrepoint had a lot of great attributes...
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BJ is finally living her Amish dream, and bats and Esmerelda are RUINING EVERYTHING... Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod...
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Hear me out. They're not perfect, they're a full 10 on the wackadooiness meter, but they'll let me run around naked in the streets of Paris, and their potlucks are vegan, which is great for my meal planning. Original...
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Ain't no party like a Black Panther Party 'cause a Black Panther Party EDUCATES AND FEEDS PEOPLE AND MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Plus the fit and potlucks are a YES. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule...
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You guys knew we'd end up here, right?? We're joining the Amish with a bunch of English people who I'm already wanting to fist fight in the parking lot of theStroop-Waffle-House. It's a bonus I'm giving to all of you...
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We're joining a real disappointment of a cult this week, but the story is a twisty ride worth taking. And while the lack of sweet costuming is CRIMINAL, the wackadooiness is HIGH. See you on the road with traveling...
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Yes, the one you're thinking of. ALL ONE ALL ONE ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!!! If you haven't been reading these words and more every time you're soaping up in your birthday suit, then what are you even doing with...
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This story isn't over yet, but we're hoping it's at least hit it's peak problematic-ness by now. This week we're devotees of James A Ray (of The Secret fame), and we're hopping on the roller coaster that is his rise and...
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20th Century feral is exactly how I wish to be described in any future Dateline episode, and it's also exactly how the Freedomites would insist you see them. They are out in these streets worshipping God, marching naked...
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