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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about.
Unknown Host hosts Crunch Wears No Pants, a sports show with 147 episodes published.
This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At
Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting wi
Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes: HOW ARE THE VIBES They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumpsHe also didn’t show up to do an
THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE GAME, WHICH INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANTHONY
Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies. There were stories told.
YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL
THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT.
THIS EPISODE IS ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES GO GO GO
GENTLEMEN’S SWEEP OPPOSITELY IS ON THE TABLE GUYS WOOOOAAAHHH
KATY WINGE JOINS THE POD DEEP FROM ENEMY TERRITORY TO TELL US WHY THE NUGGETS ROCK! IT MADE US SAD BUT KATY IS A JOY! WE TOLD HER ABOUT THE BALKANIZATION OF WOLVES TWITTER! SHE TOLD US ABOUT HER MEDIA CAREER ASCENSION! W
PLAYOFFS
we talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.
SHOUT OUT CASCADE CBX SPORT
this is an episode of crunch wears no pants. shout out Cascade CBX Sport.
you guys didn't like the game of thrones episode so we're back talking about the wolves.
It's Lynx time baby
So much is happening with the Timberwolves! Almost as much as what's happening in Westeros this year! In honor of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon Season 3, we drafted basketball teams out of Game o
The vibes are ass dawg idk what you want from me as far as descriptions and episode titles go.
Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo
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Kai
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Brandon
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