Crazy for Swayze

We finally get around to watching a Dolly Parton movie, in loving memory of a southern queen

Should dogs have jobs?

Shane Stroud is THE ER expert at the No One Work Here network, so it's only natural that he's here for the second episode of our glorious new episodes. at first we thought it wasn't Swayze Adjacent, but I found Vanessa...

Gay 9/11 was a hard day

It's finally time for the classic end-of-summer banger that we all know and love. The Swayze Gals join the Swayze Boys for another perfect film for our perfect summer

Jerilyn Jordan and Alicia Massey reunite, with one another and the Swayze Boys, to try out something new. Dig Vince's brand new reading voice, and ignore that Josh briefly mansplained podcasting toward the beginning

Josh only wants one thing for his birthday, and it's disgusting

Dick Cheatham studs again. And, Introducing: Lt. Pickles. Finally: don't EVER threaten Jo with a good time

Country music expert, Mal, rejoins the Swayze Boys for "our most American episode yet."

Vince is back from the Trojan War and he has more tales of Secret Mormon Wives. How could we ever do it without him? By the way, Swayze would've played Odysseus's dad, Laertes (neither of them were in the movie)

Vince is somewhere between Troy and Ithica, so Shane tries out his impression - twice - before a late-term abortion. Mal joins the ranks of your prior sleepy hosts. Josh tries to steer the ship with his back to the...

Another bye week, another bi week. This time: EVEN MORE BISEXUAL. Alicia and Mal are beloved guests on the network, so here's a bonus helping of them both. Listen to the end to meet your Swayze Scale (SWAYZE SCALE)...

AJ RETURNS! It's a true Slimeball Cinerama x Patrick Swayze Preservation Society collab, and AJ asks the most important question of all: what made us want to watch this pile of trash?

We all love when Jake Gyllenhaal is a little freak, but when he's TWO MASSIVE FREAKS? All bets are off.

Andrew Snyder is a film guy, and he loves this little flick about the difficulties of being a single dad. It's a meditation on grief and family, or something? Maybe we need to watch it again. By the by, Dean and John...