
[PREVIEW] ππ§ββοΈ #105 - Final Destination: Bloodlines
Rita and Joe have their piercings ripped out by an MRI machine in Research Mode as they talk over Final Destination 6.
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Joe Bauer and Rita Artmann of ArtSpear Entertainment, creators of Toon Sandwich and other, less-well-known comedies, watch and commentate over popular (and distinctly unpopular) movies - excavating plot holes, inventing wild theories, and squeezing every possible drop of irreverence and absurdity out of each scene and line of dialogue.
ArtSpear Entertainment hosts Commentary Fairy, a tv show with 104 episodes published.

Rita and Joe have their piercings ripped out by an MRI machine in Research Mode as they talk over Final Destination 6.
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Rita and Joe are tempted by demonically chivalric Billy Zane into talking over 1995's Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.
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In 2010, Rusty Crowbar starred in a criminally (or perhaps not-so-criminally...?) underrated white-knuckle thriller from the writer-director of the film that stole Best Picture from Brokeback Mountain with a title that c
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Robert De Niro directs a film about a young bucking Bronxo whose soul hangs in the balance, swinging like an Italian sausage between two male role models: his working-class loyal Dad and his murdering-class local dirtbag
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No matter how many times these peanut-eyed-ghost-mask-wearing psychos get killed, they just won't stay dead. Some new psycho (and their plus one) always takes up the mantle, rents the same Halloween costume, downloads th
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100 EPISODES! πππ₯³ Have we really wasted this much time? It sounds like something we'd do. And what better film to blabber through in celebration of reaching syndication than the third-highest-grossing film of all time
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Join us for an M. Night in as we age ourselves two hours watching one of Rita's favourite flicks from the last decade - a tropical getaway adventure to a secluded beach surrounded by the kind of minerals that would make
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Disney does it again! The studio that rose to prominence acquiring other people's stories and turning them into something magical has mutated into the studio that buys other studios and turns their IP into something calc
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For 19 years of harmony, the Indiana Jones films existed as a beloved, near-perfect trilogy of swashbuckling adventure and quintessential movie magic. Then along came 2008, to shatter that harmony with an elongated glitt
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Crusaders of the Lost Cup! In 1989 Spielberg closed the artistically carved stone coffin lid on the perfect action-adventure-serial trilogy, never to be opened again. And why would it be? A more perfect conclusion you co
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Adventure just updated its profile and I'm just reading here-- apparently it has a name now: "Indiana Jones". I hope it doesn't get offended if I sometimes slip up and call it "adventure", especially since this film very
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In 1981, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas collectively decided their absolute domination of popular cinema wasn't absolute enough and joined forces to create the greatest adventure hero in history, for a lark. Indiana J
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Howdy do it? Bobby Zemeckis surprised all of us by making part trois the first Sci-Fi Western Adventure Comedy Romance, a feat not repeated until Cowboys & Aliens. But don't panic - all the questions and mysteries and cl
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A sequel that's almost three movies for the price of one: a wacky futurist escapade to rescue Marty's disown-worthy children from just one of what is certain to be thousands of shameful misadventures over the course of t
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A film with a perfect screenplay... just received a perfect commentar3h^&%#N}*fa$Z@)SH||||PH!! holy cow that was so untrue I wasn't physically able to type it. But seriously, how does a film that contains these story ele
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It's time to put the final, face-scarring nail in the coffin of our mini-series obsessed with "TWIN FILMS"! The digital files will corrupt and disintegrate over time, but the memories will last forever. Snow White and th
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It's been a moment since we've done one of these, but what better film to restart the engine with than everyone's second-favourite 2012 live-action adaptation of the fairy-tale of Snow White? It may also be the perfect f
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We're back from another hiatus! I can't guarantee there won't be multiple hiati to come! But when opportunity presents itself to us, like a babboon, we will jump on it, like a babboon. Speaking of babboons, it's time to
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We're back from hiatus and stronger than ever! (1% strength instead of zero). And it's time for another pair of twin films! This time it's the 1999 female-insurance-investigator-looks-into-theft-of-valuable-painting-whic
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AKA Everything You've Never Wanted To Know About Han Solo And Were Too Narratively Astute To Ask. Alden Ehrenreich plays Youngen Han Nosquad in this planet-hopping adventure that features raw, unrefined coaxium/storytell
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