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[PREVIEW] ♀️ #105 - Final Destination: Bloodlines
Feb 25, 20265mEp. 105
Rita and Joe have their piercings ripped out by an MRI machine in Research Mode as they talk over Final Destination 6.
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Hosted by ArtSpear Entertainment · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 104 episodes
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Joe Bauer and Rita Artmann of ArtSpear Entertainment, creators of Toon Sandwich and other, less-well-known comedies, watch and commentate over popular (and distinctly unpopular) movies - excavating plot holes, inventing wild theories, and squeezing every possible drop of irreverence and absurdity out of each scene and line of dialogue.
ArtSpear Entertainment hosts Commentary Fairy, a tv show with 104 episodes published.
Rita and Joe have their piercings ripped out by an MRI machine in Research Mode as they talk over Final Destination 6.
Rita and Joe have their piercings ripped out by an MRI machine in Research Mode as they talk over Final Destination 6.
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