
Episode 205 On The Road In Landers
We're back after a long hiatus since March. We are doing a remote from the desert in Landers, California today. A lot of water under the bridge since March, so that's why we are in Landers...get it?

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John, Danny and Kelly hosts Cocktale Hour, a comedy show with 150 episodes published.

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