
No Wanna Your Guana
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Hosted by Queenie & TT · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 229 episodes
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Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast , a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Each episode features original AI-assisted music created by Humble Pond Productions, LLC alongside licensed intro and outro music.
Queenie & TT hosts Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy show with 229 episodes published.

Drop us a line or two . . . The older we get, the less we’re willing to audition for people who were never going to clap anyway. Save this for the next time you catch yourself over-explaining, people-pleasing, or trying

Drop us a line or two . . . Season five, and the queens are still at it. Queenie kicks things off solo while TT is dialing in from what sounds like an actual dream — lovely North Truro, Massachusetts, right on the water.

Drop us a line or two . . . The episode kicks off with Queenie sharing a genuinely sweet midweek adventure: she took two of her assignee's kids — a 17-year-old and a 13-year-old — to the Cheesecake Factory while their pa

Drop us a line or two . . . We open mid-life, mid-rain, mid-chaos — and fully on brand. Queenie's kicking things off fresh off a family reunion that somehow pulled together around 60 people under a pavilion while the wea

Drop us a line or two . . . LONG SUMMARY Queenie kicks things off fresh from a weekend packed with family events — her niece's bridal shower, a pool party at her sister-in-law's place, and what would have been her late m

Drop us a line or two . . . ## LONG SUMMARY It's the day after the Fourth of July, and Queenie is calling in from Clifton Park, New York while TT is holding down the fort in Wisconsin. The holiday recap is suitably low-k

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT celebrate summer's arrival with TT's chaotic pickleball debut, a mortifying "it's an Indian name" moment, and a brand-new segment — Wait What? — launching with the news that a r

Drop us a line or two . . . Join Queenie and TT as they share their latest adventures, thoughts on current events, and humorous takes on life as seasoned queens. This episode covers everything from local events to global

Drop us a line or two . . . There's a BIG announcement from Queenie and TT, once they get through some talk about softball, pickleball, and body betrayals. They aren't on the same page with TT's Choice, but can see each

Drop us a line or two . . . We open mid-chaos — Queenie's looking out the window at incoming weather and clocking the Belmont Stakes clock ticking down, while TT is recovering from twenty-one (count 'em, twenty-one) unso

Drop us a line or two . . . This episode opens the way the best ones do — mid-ramble, mid-life, totally unrushed. Queenie and TT kick things off with a digression about estate sales and thrift shops, specifically the uns

Drop us a line or two . . . This week, TT survives a heroic (if bruising) escape from a dream assailant via an impressive mid-sleep dismount, and Queenie's sister quits her toxic job with no safety net and full support f

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT check in from opposite sides of the country — one narrowly missed by a falling tree, one managing four international assignees and a rogue brain. They cover Target selling canna

Drop us a line or two . . . Pull up a chair, kick off those platform shoes, and pour yourself something nice — Closet Disco Queen is back with another episode that proves midlife is anything but boring. This week, Queeni

Drop us a line or two . . . This episode kicks off mid-chaos, as all the best ones do. Queenie's smoking a Triangle Kush pre-roll from Ghost ("it's an Indica — very nice") and TT has accidentally consumed 25 milligrams o

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT are deep in spring mode — bonsai-ing trees, battling fence encroachers, and sending love to their inexplicably large fanbase in Hungary. They break down the latest cannabis resc

Drop us a line or two . . . This week, Queenie & TT ride out literal and emotional storms—from Midwest tornado warnings to the unpredictable reality of caregiving for aging parents. Queenie shares the heartbreaking contr

Drop us a line or two . . . In this special 420 episode of the Closet Disco Queen Podcast, Queenie and TT end Season 4 with cannabis, comedy, and a conversation that feels both timely and overdue. TT is back from Mexico,

Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT connect across borders as TT records from sunny Mexico (where cannabis is still surprisingly illegal) while Queenie holds down the damp, chilly

Drop us a line or two . . . Riverside ate our episode. TT's in Cancun. So Queenie's flying solo with 11 original AI-generated cannabis songs from the CDQ vault. Consider this your official Humble Pond Productions playlis
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