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Hosted by Mark Long · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 25 episodes
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Welcome to Clock the Reali‑Tea with Mark Midwestern Hunny, where Midwest charm meets unapologetic pop‑culture commentary. Mark breaks down Bravo drama, Drag Race disasters, and reality‑TV foolishness with sharp wit, queer perspective, and a whole lot of attitude. If it’s messy, he’s sipping it.
Mark Long hosts Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey, a news show with 25 episodes published.
Season 2 of Clock the Reali-Tea is heating up henny! Tyra Banks kicks off this episode with her lawsuit hotter than a season‑four ANTM makeover meltdown. Mark dives straight into the mess, breaking down Tyra’s defamation
Season 2 of Clock the Reali-Tea is heating up henny! Tyra Banks kicks off this episode with her lawsuit hotter than a season‑four ANTM makeover meltdown. Mark dives straight into the mess, breaking down Tyra’s defamation
The Bravo streets are scorching this week as Mark Midwestern-Honey dives headfirst into the Summer House reunion chaos, where West’s lies are unraveling faster than his timelines. The girls clocked in, the receipts were
The Bravo streets are boiling over, babes, and Mark Midwestern Honey is serving oven‑fresh chaos straight to your earbuds. The Real Housewives of Atlanta is combusting like a gas stove with a faulty pilot light, Summer H
The Bravo streets are scorching this week as Mark dives into the unhinged brilliance of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, where Trivia Night turns into World War Slam Pig. Kelsey arrives in a full “Slam Pig USA” sash,
Season 2 blasts off with Mark Midwestern‑Honey diving headfirst into the Bravo multiverse, where the peaches are fighting, the Rhode Island girls are combusting, and the delusion is piping hot. Before we even cross state
On this episode of Clock the Reali‑Tea, Mark Midwestern‑Honey is reporting live from his Wisconsin home. In the A, Angela Oakley gathers Pinky like loose change, and Drew delivers the read of the century by collecting Ke
Clocking the Girls Coast to Coast: RHOA Peaches, Rhode Island tea, RHOBH & London Bullies Falling Down Ep. 17 This week on Clock the Reali‑Tea, Mark Midwestern‑Honey is back with a full kettle — and the girls across the
The tea is piping, and the girls are spiraling, because this week on Clock the Reali‑Tea, Mark Midwestern Honey returns after a rough week and immediately dives headfirst into the chaos. Beverly Hills is cracking at the
The kettle is overflowing, babes. Mark Midwestern-Honey is back with a fresh mug of chaos, and this week’s reality‑TV roundup is giving mess, mayhem, and multiple franchises fighting for relevance. We kick things off in
The new ladies of Bravo have officially entered the chat, and baby, they did not come quietly. Over in Atlanta, the Peaches gathered at Prosha's house and immediately reminded us why this city stays booked and chaotic. K
Sisters in New Jersey? Let's Clock it: Dolores is in Rhode Island, K Michelle, Margo in London & Jane Don’t This week, Mark Midwestern is sprinting across the Bravo‑verse with a mug full of boiling tea and zero patience
Welcome back, tea sippers — Mark Midwestern is serving a full sampler platter of Bravo chaos, and the kettle is SCREAMING. This week, we start in Potomac, where rumors say Robyn Dixon is returning… even though absolutely
Episode 11 of the Bravo Chaos: Taylor Frankie Paul Arrest Details, RHOM Cancellation, RHONJ Casting Updates Mark Midwestern is back, cups filled and claws out. First up: Taylor Frankie Paul has the girls gagged after a r
Mark Midwestern Honey is back, and he’s ripping the lid off the pressure cooker that is The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives — because Season 4 is serving chaos, delusion, and more spiritual backstabbing than a Utah church p
Today’s episode is serving Bravo chaos on a silver platter with extra seasoning: Salt Lake City is shaken after the passing of Robert Cosby Jr., and despite the tragedy, the word on the curb is Mary still plans to film n
🍎 RHONY: The Great Vanishing Act Half the New York ladies are allegedly not returning, and honestly… good. If the cast is getting chopped but Carol Radziwill is tip‑toeing back in as a “friend of,” that’s not a loss — t
RHOA finally dropped the trailer, and baby… it looks juicy and dripping. With eight full‑time peaches, Atlanta said “budget? never heard of her.” And let it be known: this is now officially a K. Michelle stan podcast. If
Miss K from RHOP is bringing the Sadness & Madness like she’s auditioning for a Pixar spin‑off called Inside Clout: Potomac Sewer and Water District. She came ready to chin‑check Angel like she was clocking in for a shif
Team Tyra, baby. The fallout from Reality Check is still shaking the timeline, but I’m standing ten toes down for Auntie Banks. The icon. The blueprint. The woman who had the girls posing in tarantulas and calling it “gr
Alicia Carmody
2 appearances on this show
K. Michelle
1 appearance on this show
K. Michelle
1 appearance on this show
Amanda Frances
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star · Money Queen
1 appearance on this show
Taylor Frankie Paul
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, The Bachelorette
1 appearance on this show
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