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Chaotic Goods

Hosted by The TTRPGuild · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 13 episodes

Where this show ranks

Episodes
13
Last ep.
11 days ago
Avg length
51m
Booking Probability™
27
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Listen Score
16
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Virality (30d)
46
Steady cadence.

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About this podcast

Garrett and Jesse (and other friends) go on a weekly roller coaster of loosely Dungeons-and-Dragons-themed bullshitting, recorded in the darkest reaches of Grandma's basement. Join our Discord to witness each episode LIVE in raw, uncut video format! - https://discord.gg/dmy4c377aG

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About the host

The TTRPGuild hosts Chaotic Goods, a leisure show with 13 episodes published.

Recent episodes

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Season One Finale: Two Men Kissing

Jun 5, 202659mEp. 15S1

The gang retells Jesse's ABBA moshpit fiasco, dives into Sierra's high school lore, witnesses Shay and Garrett kissing each other passionately, fleshes out a D&D monster called "The Shmoovement", talks about vidya games,

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14: Glup Shitto's God Rod

May 29, 202651mEp. 14S1

The gang talks about dinosaurs and why Jesse hates them, discusses Scottish memes and television, has an argument regarding the taxonomic rank of humans, reminisces about Whose Line is it Anyway?, goes on a Star Wars and

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13: Ida-Fuck or Wherever the Ho You Are

May 22, 202646mEp. 13S1

Garrett and Jesse talk about IRL and in-game intoxication, we play D&D Trivia, discuss online (non-AI) generators as a Dungeon Master tool, touch on some D&D-themed limericks from Reddit, discuss the upcoming LOTR video

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12: The Legend of Bart Fuckle

May 15, 202647mEp. 12S1

The gang assigns D&D classes to characters in The Office, discusses television and instances of D&D in media, pulls random fantasy jokes from the internet, Garrett fills us in on goings-on at InfoWars (fuck you, Alex), w

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11: D&Dave Blunts

May 8, 202656mEp. 11S1

The gang introduces a new guest and catches up on their lives, talks about Garrett's LARPing experience, plays Name that D&D Spell, honors Star Wars for May the 4th, plays Name that Monster, unpacks the sins of Wizards o

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10: Smokin' on that Shit that Made Strahd Curse

May 1, 202658mEp. 10S1

Grandma almost kicked us out of the basement for this. w/ Jake. Enjoy.

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9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist

Apr 24, 202650mEp. 9S1

Jesse and Garrett talk about the upcoming Wizards of the Coast live-play D&D campaign, analyze the Chaotic Goods analytics, bash small-town nerd conventions and GameStop employees, ask a computer for stupid D&D campaign

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8: Virtual Beggars and Possible Bronies

Apr 17, 202652mEp. 8S1

The gang talks about different TTRPG systems including Goblin with a Fat Ass, delves into the extreme roleplaying elements of Jesse's new video game obsession Keizaal Online, analyzes the three pillars of D&D, discusses

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7: Mind Goblins and MILF Paintings

Apr 10, 202658mEp. 7S1

The gang reminisces on tragic D&D stories from our past, reviews the newest playtest release from Wizards of the Coast, plays another game of "Guess that Monster" and "D&D Never Have I Ever", Jesse tells a real-life scar

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6: Total Party Kevin and Garrett David Chapman

Apr 3, 20261h 0mEp. 6S1

The gang teaches Jesse the true meaning of "chud", plays some minigames, does NPC accents, compares Garrett to a famous killer, decides on this year's Halloween costumes, has an unironically serious discussion on literat

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5: Garrett Gets Mad and Jesse Gets Wet

Mar 27, 202650mEp. 5S1

The gang talks about fishing, spams the word "wet", discusses the fabled creature Manman-Man, reminisces about high school, chats about movies, covers the latest TTRPG news, and asks the burning question: Charm, Slay, or

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4: Chevy Silverados and Shitting While Standing

Mar 20, 202645mEp. 4S1

Garrett and Jesse discuss insurance claims and Chevy Silverado-related injuries, vicious mockery, Bionicle, hot tub sales, Wii FPS games, VR chat, grass-fed beef sticks, LARPing, standing while shitting, dogs that look l

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3: F*rries and W*men

Mar 13, 202647mEp. 3S1

This episode devolves rapidly. I honestly don't know how to summarize it. w/ Sierra. Enjoy. #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy

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2: Orcish Heroin and Burger King Cybernetic Implants

Mar 5, 202650mEp. 2S1

The gang talks about Orcish heroin, martial artistry, Burger King cybernetic implants and sentient roller dogs. w/ Jake. Enjoy. #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy

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1: Piss Goblins and Great Apes

Feb 28, 202630mEp. 1S1

Episode one. Apologies in advance to all fedora wearers. #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy

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Audience demographics

Age
25-54
Consumer type
General audience

Topics covered

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Frequently asked questions

How do I pitch Chaotic Goods as a podcast guest?

To pitch Chaotic Goods, visit https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chaotic-goods4 for contact information, then craft a tight one-paragraph hook that ties your expertise to a gap in their recent leisure coverage.

Who is the host of Chaotic Goods?

Chaotic Goods is hosted by The TTRPGuild. The show is categorised under leisure (games) and has published 13 episodes.

How many episodes does Chaotic Goods have?

Chaotic Goods has published 13 episodes.

What topics does Chaotic Goods cover?

Chaotic Goods regularly covers leisure, games. It sits in the leisure category, with a games focus.

Is it hard to get booked on Chaotic Goods?

Chaotic Goods is accessible for guests with genuine leisure expertise. A personalised, episode-aware pitch will still outperform a generic one every time.

Is Chaotic Goods currently accepting guest pitches?

Chaotic Goods hasn't explicitly signalled guest openness in recent episodes. That doesn't rule out pitching. your hook just needs to be especially compelling and relevant to their recent content.

How long are Chaotic Goods episodes?

Episodes of Chaotic Goods average 51 minutes. a focused format where a clear narrative arc and tight preparation matter most.

What guest credentials does Chaotic Goods typically look for?

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