comedy
Hosted by Scout Lyons, Tess Lyons · comedy · EN-US
Two 20-something year old sisters go on about about whatever shit comes to their minds with a full margarita at all times, and you never know what guests will be stopping by!
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Booking probability
17%
Guest openness
Selective
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Signup to Generate a PitchTwo 20-something year old sisters go on about about whatever shit comes to their minds with a full margarita at all times, and you never know what guests will be stopping by!
C U Next Thursday is hosted by Scout Lyons, Tess Lyons. The show has published 16 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE FISH - Matt Lopes Interview" (29 May 2025, 34 minutes), "The World's Most Famous DUCK?! - Dawn The Duck Interview" (20 March 2025, 32 minutes), and "HE DID WHAT WITH MATT RIFE?! Alex Cureau Interview" (16 January 2025, 50 minutes).
C U Next Thursday publishes roughly every few months, with episodes averaging 37 minutes across 16 episodes.
Booking probability for C U Next Thursday is 17%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. C U Next Thursday requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. C U Next Thursday's contact route on record: public web form.
Scout Lyons, Tess Lyons hosts C U Next Thursday, a comedy podcast with 16 episodes published.
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Episode #16
<p>TODAY the girls interview Matt Lopes!<br/>Matt Lopes is a stand-up comedian and content creator. He is the house comedian at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in Bridgeport, CT, and co-hosts the "You Should Be Worried"...
Episode #15
<p>Scout and Tess Interview Dawn The Duck, The World's Most Famous DUCK! Dawn The Duck is a growing social media sensation. The duck is from Providence Rhode Island, growing from a LOCAL celebrity to a WORLDWIDE...
Episode #14
<p>Alex Cureau did WHAT with Matt Rife?! Join sisters Scout and Tess as they sit down for a hilarious conversation with one of the funniest voices in comedy! In this episode, they welcome stand-up comic Alex Cureau...
Episode #13
<p>Celebrity child actor Bobb'e J. Thompson hangs out with the girls! Scout, Tess, & Bobb'e talk movies, shows & the life of being a child actor! They react to episodes of "That's so Raven" & clips from the movie "Role...
Episode #12
<p>Scout and Tess Interview Marilyn Harris Smith AKA Andre's crazy grandma on Nickelodeons "Victorious". They all discuss their experience on the show and give some good advice for aspiring actors!</p>
Episode #11
<p><b>On this episode, Scout & Tess get an exclusive interview with Joe Exotic straight from prison. They talk about all things Tiger King. He seems to forgive Carole Baskin, explains why he is free ballin' & why he is...
Episode #10
<p>Scout and Tess talk about their experience being on a Nickelodeon set, having some flashbacks while talking about celebrity drama.</p>
Episode #9
<p>Scout & Tess are back after a five month break! Scout talks about her vacation to the Bahamas! Tess gets into a bit of turmoil at work! And the girls are trying out sobriety! </p>
Episode #8
<p>THEY'RE BACK! On this Halloween special podcast, Tess talks about her hot girl summer and some of the questionable decisions boys made. Scout gets a breakout roll in a Lifetime movie and she released a new spooky...
Episode #7
<p>The girls talk about their experience using dating apps. What do you do on first dates? The conversation takes a wild turn when they start talking about past hook ups and embarrassing sex stories!</p>
Episode #6
<p>The girls talk about their stoner experience at Boston Calling Music Festival. Tess talks about her ex's reaching out at bad times... And what about cupcakes?!</p>
Episode #5
<p>The girls expose Tess's childhood diary! Scout talks about getting a picture with Kenan Thompson & Kel Mitchell on the set of Good Burger 2! & Stay till the end for a AWESOME surprise from Mark Weiss!</p>
Episode #4
<p>Scout and her boyfriend Zack Koehler got married in Vegas?! Find out how it happened and how people reacted! Tess also talks about the new Britney Spears conspiracy!</p>
Episode #3
<p>Scout tells stories about working on set with Megan Fox & Josh Peck and these sisters share their love for reality TV shows! They also discuss how to get on set of Good Burger 2 that is filming in their home town!</p>
Episode #2
<p>Tess ends up on a movie set with no clothes on?! Scout gives us a little taste of the life of and actor, and we find out that these sisters have a special connection!</p>
Episode #1
<p>It's 4/20... Scout and Tess attempt to discuss current events / important topics while totally baked!</p>
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