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Butter No Parsnips

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Every week on Butter No Parsnips, your hosts Emily Moyers and Kyle Imperatore take you on an adventure through the weird, wacky, wonderful, and sometimes wicked history of one wayside word. Strange characters, delightful bits, and general joyousness abound, join them as they test each other's etymological expertise!

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What is Butter No Parsnips about?

Every week on Butter No Parsnips, your hosts Emily Moyers and Kyle Imperatore take you on an adventure through the weird, wacky, wonderful, and sometimes wicked history of one wayside word. Strange characters, delightful bits, and general joyousness abound, join them as they test each other's etymological expertise!

What has Butter No Parsnips covered recently?

Recent episodes include "202. Hiatus: More Than One Kind of Break" (20 July 2026, 69 minutes), "201. Language Revitalization: How Linguists Revive Lost Languages with Danny Hieber" (13 July 2026, 58 minutes), and "PATREON UNLOCKED - Butter'd Parsnips, Ep. 42: “The BNP Bouquet I”" (6 July 2026, 62 minutes).

How often does Butter No Parsnips publish?

Butter No Parsnips publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 46 minutes across 207 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Butter No Parsnips?

Booking probability for Butter No Parsnips is 36%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Butter No Parsnips requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Butter No Parsnips's contact route on record: verified email.

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    202. Hiatus: More Than One Kind of Break

    Jul 20, 20261h 9m

    Kyle, Emily, and someone who looks mysteriously like Seth have gathered to unpack a word that’s been a fixture of the media world for… how long? The trio will discuss chasms in the earth, hard-to-say words, the Twin...

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    201. Language Revitalization: How Linguists Revive Lost Languages with Danny Hieber

    Jul 13, 202658 min

    This week, Kyle and Emily talk with linguist Daniel W. Hieber, Ph.D. ( @linguisticdiscovery ) about typology, his work with the Chitimacha tribe, and what it takes to revitalize a language. And as you might imagine, it...

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    PATREON UNLOCKED - Butter'd Parsnips, Ep. 42: “The BNP Bouquet I”

    Jul 6, 20261h 2m

    This is a special look at the Patreon exclusive podcast Butter’d Parsnips available on our Patreon . For just $5 a month, you gain access to our entire backlog as well as a bunch of other fun perks. It’s springtime! And...

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    200. Zine: Little Magazine, Big Impact

    Jun 29, 20261h 20m

    Butter No Parsnips is celebrating 200 episodes with a zine! It’s filled to bursting with poetry and prose inspired by weird, wonderful, and wicked words—written by hosts, guests, and you! The zine will be digitally...

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    199. Gonzo: Fear, Loathing & New Journalism

    Jun 22, 202659 min

    Seth drives straight through bat country with Kyle, Emily, and the Lexiconicon this week to dive headfirst into the dubious history of the word ‘gonzo’. Old journalism made new and New Journalism made gonzo, the gang...

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    198. Scrimshank: The Sailor’s Art of Shirking

    Jun 15, 202635 min

    Emily sets sail with Kyle this week into the nautical history of ‘scrimshank.’ With not a second to spend dawdling, the duo drift quickly into the world of whaling, sailor slang, and idle shipboard hobbies. As with many...

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    197. Historiaster: …And The Mess Is History

    Jun 8, 202639 minS0

    <p>This week, Kyle and Emily finally throw some shade. In learning the etymology and history of the word historiaster, they’ll unearth a treasure trove of historical diss-tracks and put-downs harsh enough to make an...

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    196. Nostrum: An Over-the-Counter History

    Jun 1, 202634 minS0

    <p>This week Emily and Kyle are looking for the perfect cure-all, but all they find are false claims. They’ll separate good remedies from bad, both within the pharmaceutical world and without, as they discuss the...

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    195. Salmagundi: How a Salad Showpiece Made a Big Mess

    May 25, 202636 minS0

    <p>Kyle and Emily are mired in a true word salad this week. Diving into a bit of food history as well as word history, they’ll talk about mish moshes of all different kinds, as well as the meaning and origin of the word...

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    194. Eavesdrip: The Rainy Day Origin of Snooping

    May 18, 202631 minS0

    <p>Better pack an umbrella, because this week Emily and Kyle are seeking shelter from the rain. A conversation beginning at thatched roofs trickles down to local snoops, as our hosts discuss the meaning and origin of...

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    193. Verb Your Enthusiasm: Master the Art of the Verb with Sarah L. Kaufman

    May 11, 202656 minS0

    <p>This week, Kyle and Emily talk, chat, banter, converse, and more with author and dance critic Sarah L. Kaufman about her new book Verb Your Enthusiasm. Drawing from her background in dance, Kaufman connects movement...

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    192. Quisling: How WWII Set the Standard for Treason

    May 4, 202638 minS0

    <p>Kyle and Emily have a traitor in their midst, and his name is Quisling. They’ll talk about a decidedly terrible politician, a quagmire of Q words, and a word for all betrayers great and small.</p><p>This eponym takes...

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    191. Why We Talk Funny: The Real Story Behind Our Accents with Valerie Fridland

    Apr 27, 202656 minS0

    <p>Get ready to think more than ever about the way you talk and the way people talk to you as Emily and Kyle sit down this week with sociolinguist Valerie Fridland to discuss her latest book Why We Talk Funny: The Real...

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    190. Nous: Common Sense and So Much More

    Apr 20, 202633 minS0

    <p>Emily and Kyle think, therefore they are—and this week thinking is the name of the game! They’re digging into the philosophy of human intelligence, the mind that set the universe turning, and common sense in British...

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    189. Adiaphoron: Diogenes & Martin Luther Find the Gray Areas

    Apr 13, 202640 minS0

    <p>How closely does one need to stick to the letter of the law? Emily and Kyle explore just that, as they discuss Greek grouches, Christian controversy, diabolical discourse, and the word adiaphoron.</p><p>Our hosts...

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    188. Obviate: Less Obvious Than You Think

    Apr 6, 202637 minS0

    <p>Kyle encounters what he thinks is an obvious word, in more ways than one, but Emily puts some complications in his path. Together they’ll parse through unexpected definitions, clunky phrases, and linguistic...

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    187. Puissant: Our Powerful Past in Prose

    Mar 30, 202637 minS0

    <p>Who’s got the power? Anyone from proper princesses to mighty militias, and devastating dandies to high-jumping horses, as Kyle and Emily reveal in discussing the word puissant.</p><p>Our hosts dive into yet another...

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    186. Snickersnee: Why the Vorpal Sword Went Snickersnack

    Mar 23, 202640 minS0

    <p>Emily has thrown down the gauntlet and challenged Kyle to a swordfight, but the blade she pulls is a little smaller than expected. The two hack and slash at language and history, as they discuss the winding origins...

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    185. Philtrum: Groovy Loves and Lovely Grooves

    Mar 16, 202643 minS0

    <p>Get ready for some classic love potion hijinks! This week Kyle and Emily are talking about magical concoctions, dubious enchantments, desirable faces, and the word 'philtrum'.</p><p>This word gets our hosts in the...

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    184. Worm.so: Where Readers Burrow Deep

    Mar 9, 202649 minS0

    <p>You can support worm.so directly at https://www.worm.so/worm-plus. After three months of membership, you’ll be eligible to receive a worm.so–branded tote!</p><p>Kyle and Emily sit down with Kara Raynoha this week to...

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