Blokethings Podcast
The Great Mayo Myth, A Weekend at River Run
What happens when a meticulously planned weekend getaway turns into an absolute clusterfuck of last-minute changes, uncooperative weather, and rogue AI prompts? In this episode, Shane, Dean, and the crew recount the chaotic trip up to River Run at Fettler's Crossing in Woorooloo. From Steve bailing via text from Dubai at the eleventh hour to Shane scrambling to pull off an impromptu Friday departure with his new trailer, nothing goes according to plan. Between awkward encounters with Airbnb renters, frozen ground, dead-cow smells, and AI-powered deep dives into bizarre urban legends (like whether women can make mayonnaise on their period), this is quintessential Blokethings chaos. Grab a tinny and strap in for a proper breakdown of how not to run a camping trip. The Dubai Text: Steve leaves the boys high and dry right before the trip, forcing a mad scramble for leave and logistics. Arriving at River Run: Dealing with mistaken identities, Airbnb guests, and setting up camp in the freezing cold. The Book of Tegan & The Mayo Myth: Dean tests AI with some of life's most pressing questions—including an old wives' tale about periods and mayonnaise. K-Pop Semen Hunter: Dean's questionable playlist gets exposed around the campfire, leading to a late-night roasting session involving One Direction, Aqua, and K-pop. Morning After & Drone Fails: Surviving sub-zero ground temperatures, dodging deflated air mattresses, and fighting firmware updates on hangover mornings.
