Beer Me That Movie

Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches.Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.

Beer Me That Movie is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 97 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Beer Me That Movie, a comedy show with 97 episodes published.

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  Episode #93

  Feature #49 | Frequent Flyer: The Giant Mosquito Medical Creature Feature

  Aug 19, 20261h 42m

  The ER has seen frequent flyers before. It has never seen one give birth to a six-foot mosquito. When 83-year-old retired exterminator Anthony arrives at the emergency room with a rapidly growing mosquito bite, the staff assumes it’s just another one of his suspiciously frequent medical emergencies. Then the bite gains eleven pounds, develops its own heartbeat, and asks for a turkey sandwich. Meet Skeeter: a towering mosquito-human hybrid with Anthony’s eyes, memories, bad knees, and absolutely no respect for sandwich ownership. Corporate calls it an “emerging biological asset.” Anthony calls it the reason he still hasn’t received proper medical care. But Skeeter isn’t the only thing buzzing. A genetically modified swarm is collecting DNA from every human and animal in the county—and it plans to use Skeeter as the nervous system for a gigantic communal queen. Now Anthony, an exhausted ER doctor, his favorite nurse, and a hospital volunteer with mysteriously unrestricted access must survive a corporate lockdown, stage the largest blood drive in county history, and teach a confused insect toddler that being created by someone doesn’t mean belonging to them. Grab the bug spray, guard your turkey sandwich, and whatever you do—stop scratching. This Week’s Feature: • Beer: Frequent Flyer • Brewery: Bannerman Brewing • Checked in by: Anthony Connect With Us: • Website: beermethatmovie.com • Instagram/TikTok: @beermethatmovie • Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Head over to BeerMeThatMovie.com to cast your final vote in The Vault and help choose our last feature film! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:31 - A Word From BMTM 00:05:45 - Act 1: A Little Swelling 00:33:37 - Act 2: We’re Here for the Bite 01:15:08 - Act 3: The Blood Drive 01:36:17 - Harrisons Epilogue

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  Episode #92

  The Final Fast Five: Thanks for all the votes!

  Aug 5, 202653 min

  This is the last Fast Five ever... but Beer Me That Movie isn’t over. After 48 Fast Fives, hundreds of beers, and thousands of votes, Jon and Harrison are turning five real craft-beer names into ridiculous movie pitches one final time. They’re drinking Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA, revisiting The Mystery, and giving you one last chance to choose the next feature film. This Week’s Final Fast Five Movie Pitches: Beer #1: Juice Box — A boxer is accused of killing his opponent with performance-enhancing drugs. Was he juicing—or was he set up? A perspective-shifting courtroom whodunit where even the juice box may get a say. Beer #2: Auto Tune — A pitch-perfect madman creates technology that steals singers’ voices, drags Milli Vanilli into an international conspiracy, and forces the Sexy Nun to intervene. Eliminated and sent to The Vault. Beer #3: Massive Treat — Every kid dreams of finding the house with the king-size candy bars. But one house offers something even bigger—and no child who has claimed it has ever returned. Beer #4: Five Out of Five Stars — A picturesque small-town inn has maintained a perfect rating for years. When one difficult guest leaves a half-star review, the townspeople hunt him down to protect their reputation at any cost. Beer #5: Frequent Flyer — A lonely hospital regular arrives with a mysterious growth that won’t stop getting bigger. Is it a parasite, an alien—or the beginning of something much worse? VOTE FOR THE WINNER on our Instagram! Vote in the Vault for our 50th Feature Film: https://beermethatmovie.com/ Leave us a message and make your vote count twice: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Share this episode with a friend and help us choose the next Beer Me That Movie feature film. CHAPTERS 00:00 – Cold Open 00:56 – The Final Fast Five Begins 03:24 – Recap: The Mystery 12:11 – Beer of the Week: Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA 15:17 – One Last Voting Pitch 17:51 – Beer #1: Juice Box 23:49 – Beer #2: Auto Tune 30:02 – Beer #3: Massive Treat 35:15 – Beer #4: Five Out of Five Stars 40:52 – Beer #5: Frequent Flyer 48:49 – The Final Elimination 50:46 – Your Final Fast Five Ballot

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  Episode #91

  Feature #48 | The Mystery: The Cornfield Conspiracy

  Jul 29, 20261h 25m

  "If the USDA arrives before you call them—hide the fish-man."What happens when a failed salesman named Mike H accidentally cracks open a pre-Egyptian alien vault beneath rural Iowa? He discovers the Anunnaki’s discarded rough drafts of humanity: fish-men, dog-headed weirdos, alligator-jawed bruisers—and one enormous opportunity.Inspired by Mike H’s check-in of Tree House Brewing’s “The Mystery,” we’re building a cosmic-conspiracy comedy packed with roadside attractions, crop circles, government cover-ups, and an extraterrestrial middle manager desperate to hide his mistakes from Corporate.INSIDE THE EPISODE-The Beer Hook: How Tree House Brewing’s “The Mystery” and Mike H inspired Feature #48.-Something Beneath Iowa: One illegal M80 cracks open a vault older than the pyramids.-The Approved Batch: Gill, Snout, Sheila, and the forgotten prototypes that came before humanity.-The Greatest Show Off Earth: Mike turns an ancient genetic disaster into the Midwest’s hottest roadside circus.-The Cornfield Conspiracy: Tammy Twilight connects the USDA, crop circles, and a suspicious threat to “Lake Iowa.”-Alien Middle Management: Fred arrives wearing his Apollo-era human disguise and carrying a whistle that controls the creatures.-The Crop-Circle Roundup: Mike must rescue his new friends—and sell Fred on committing intergalactic corporate fraud. WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!Which rejected Anunnaki prototype would you want as your roadside-circus roommate: Gill, Snout, or Sheila?And remember: if the USDA showed up before you called them, what would you hide first? CONNECT WITH USWebsite: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovie00:00:00 - Intro00:03:39 - A Short Message From BMTM00:05:12 - Act 1: SOMETHING UNDER IOWA00:37:54 - Act 2: THE GREATEST SHOW OFF EARTH01:06:28 - Act 3: THE CROP-CIRCLE ROUNDUP01:20:00 - Epilogue: Acceptable Chaos

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  Episode #90

  Fast Five 46: Mind Plant, Death On Two Legs, & I'm The Highway

  Jul 22, 202659 min

  This Week's Fast Five Movie Pitches: Beer #1: Mind Plant – When common houseplants suddenly gain sentience, one man sees their terrifying evolution as a divine miracle straight from the heavens—while the rest of the world watches the vines reclaim the concrete and sees a clear sign of the end times. They are aware... and they are angry. Beer #2: The Mystery – A group of rural kids exploring a hidden quarry lake stumble upon an impossible discovery: ancient, prehistoric creatures created long before humanity. Turns out mermaids are incredibly real, alligator people exist, and these teenagers are left with a lot of awkward questions about interspecies romance. Beer #3: Death On Two Legs – A stylized, high-contrast neo-noir thriller where a glamorous, fast-talking woman in a sharp suit steps into the dark alleyways of the city to help a overworked, stressed-out Grim Reaper manage his daily schedule. He works. She helps. Beer #4: I’m The Highway – A gritty, rain-slicked road movie tracking a rugged long-haul trucker who finds himself acting as a sudden guardian angel when he saves a runaway teenage girl who is in way, way over her head. Beer #5: Eager To Share – A heartwarming, whimsical tale of a kid who spends his entire childhood blowing through his father's vast savings on wild, imaginative adventures to uncover a great hidden treasure—only to dig up the backyard and realize the real wealth was right in front of him all along. VOTE FOR THE WINNER: Head over to our Instagram stories right now to cast your official vote! Are we tracking sentient foliage next week, or are we deep in the swamp solving ancient secrets?

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  Episode #89

  Feature #47 | On a Whim: The Space Loop Thriller

  Jul 15, 20261h 20m

  "Find the rat. Stop the explosion. Don’t get thrown in the space psych ward." What happens when your shift as an overworked, blue-collar asteroid miner gets interrupted by your massive corporate mothership instantly vaporizing into dust? If you're Constant—the most unflappable scout pilot in the outer solar system—you get thrown backward in time and forced to hunt down a ship saboteur before the timeline catches up. Inspired by Original Pattern Brewing's "On a Whim" beer, we are world-building a hilarious, claustrophobic, and deeply chaotic sci-fi thriller. From zero-G space pests to the horrific realities of "Tube Soup boarding," this episode goes completely off the rails. Grab a cold beer, prepare Uranus, and let's find out if survival can be done... ON A WHIM. The Beer Hook: How Original Pattern Brewing's "On a Whim" inspired this entire project. Welcome to the Whim: Breaking down the tiny, claustrophobic ships and the corporate marketing lies behind them. The Anomaly: A green portal, a mysterious 3-fingered alien, and a giant explosion in the Kuiper Belt. The "We Aren't Crazy" Pact: Constant and Hap panic to create a cover story inside the pod. The Hunt for Rat October: Navigating a ship full of disgruntled space slaves and actual, wire-chewing space rats. Interrogating the Miners: Constant searches for clues using a brutal round of "Tube Soup boarding." The Loop Closes: The mind-bending paradox of three Constants, a clever trap for the aliens, and a final, sinister revelation. If you were trapped in a 99-year corporate space-mining contract, what would you do to get out? Did humanity accidentally mine Pluto out of existence? Give us your best conspiracy theories in the comments! Website: beermethatmovie.com Instagram: @beermethatmovie #SciFiPodcast #WorldBuilding #ImprovComedy #SpaceHorror #TimeLoop #RetroFuturism

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