Oct 26, 202628 minS8
BOOOO ATTACKERS! On this edition of Bear Attack Radio we talk scary movies and smells among other things! Happy Spooky season! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2BCRq90m0TMAKn4ghv5uvh?si=C1MCj34sQSWtbfpXTctSNg
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Bear Attack
Hosted by Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear · comedy · EN
About this Podcast:
Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?
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Booking probability
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Guest openness
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What is Bear Attack about?
Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?
Who hosts Bear Attack?
Bear Attack is hosted by Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear. The show has published 187 episodes to date.
What has Bear Attack covered recently?
Recent episodes include "S8 E35: B.A.R., Poltergeist, Scary sprites and Beary wonderful delights!" (26 October 2026, 28 minutes), "S8 E34: Frogs, Iguanas & Polar Bear's ability to do it!" (19 October 2026, 28 minutes), and "S8 E33: Good Fast Food Marketing? Wendy's Emo Camel Toe Parking Lot Music!" (12 October 2026, 35 minutes).
How often does Bear Attack publish?
Bear Attack publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 41 minutes across 187 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on Bear Attack?
Booking probability for Bear Attack is 34%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Bear Attack requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Bear Attack's contact route on record: public web form.
About the host
Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear hosts Bear Attack, a comedy podcast with 187 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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- Oct 19, 202628 minS8
Happy spooky season Attackers! On this episode Polar Bear takes us to rural Ohio for a possible amphibious or reptilian cryptid. Buckle up it's a good one.
- Oct 12, 202635 minS8
Blegh! Attacker's do you like fast food, emo music or camel toes? Well thanks to Wendy's thinking out of the square, we have an album to review. Enjoy the ride...
- Sep 28, 202640 minS8
Oh boy Attackers, this one is going to be something. Polar bear had full control on this one and it got real lizard murder crazy! Listen to find out more. If you liked this tell your peers!
Episode #30
S8 E30: Is Beartooth still hard?
Sep 21, 202637 minS8Attackers, On this episode we review Beartooth's new album Pure Ecstasy. Listen to find out if Polar Bear can stand the new more "fruity" sound.
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- Sep 14, 202638 minS8
Hello Attackers! On this episode we talk Arizona and all its quirks and legends. Plus Polar Bear talks about Sh*t water. All that and more. As always like, subscribe and all that crap.
- Sep 7, 202638 minS8
Welcome to another B.A.R. on this one Pastor Matt joins us again, but unlike last time where we attempted to obliterate earholes, this time we take it a little more chill and pop punk forward...
Episode #27
S8 E27: Revelations, Pastor Matt returns.
Aug 31, 202655 minS8Attackers, please welcome back Pastor Matt. This time he gets to have fun with Polar Bear. Eventually when Blitz returns to work we will complete the trinity (pun intended) and have Pastor Matt on with all three bears.
- Aug 25, 202626 minS8
Attackers, it's ABR time again but can we do it without Blitz Bear? Although we may miss his poignant insights we think we do it justice. Go enjoy the album, like, subscribe and all that crap.
Episode #25
S8 E25: Star Wars: A Redemption Story?
Aug 17, 202642 minS8Hello Attackers! Join us on The Dark Side! In this episode we review The Disney + Series Maul: Shadow Lord. Like Marvel we are kind of burnt out on Star Wars, so do we like this series or not? Listen and find out. As...
Episode #24
S8 E24: Dragons (We guess)!
Aug 10, 202625 minS8Attackers, let's get mythical (sorta), come on a journey as the Sam's pit our favorite dragons against each other. Let's be real though the side bars are real on this one so enjoy!
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S8 E22: Let's go to battle!
Jul 27, 202643 minS8Attacker's welcome to another radio episode. Polar bear tasked us with picking good songs to go to battle to, check out the attached playlist...
- Jul 20, 202643 minS8
Hello Attackers, welcome to the post Blitz era! To begin our mourning period for the next 9 months or so, we decided to talk nerd s***! Enjoy, if there is something you would like to hear the Sam's tackle in Blitz...
Episode #20
S8 E20: The Roast of Blitz Bear
Jul 13, 20261 hourS8Attackers, the time has come for Blitz's bear's finally episode! Please enjoy responsibly. Email us ideas for future episodes at bearattackpodcast@gmail.com And share the shit out of this dumpster fire. Love you...
- Jul 6, 202644 minS8
Attackers! As you know Blitz Bear is going to be M.I.A. for awhile, so we decided a good send off would be to listen to two of his favorite bands. The Amity Affliction and August Burns Red...
- Jun 29, 202634 minS8
In honor of America's 250th, Attacker's we present a Bear Attack Radio that screams Freedom and fun. Enjoy!
Episode #17
S8 E17: 250th Myth, Guns, Ghosts and Guts?
Jun 22, 202648 minS8Hello Attackers! In honor of America turning 250 we present you a myth about a gun company heiress's Psychic induced delusions, enjoy!
Episode #16
S8 E16: WE DO IT LIVE! (Sorta)
Jun 9, 20261h 21mS8Welcome Attackers! On this Special episode we conclude our year long journey watching the anime Gundam Wing, not only that we recording the episode live while we reacted to Gundam Wing Endless Waltz. So sit back and...
Episode #15
S8 E15: Hawaiian Vampires
Jun 2, 202629 minS8<p>Hello Attackers! In honor of the horrifying season that is summer on this episode we will transport you to the islands and discuss terrifying creatures that lurk in the depths.</p><p><br></p><p>As always tell your...
Episode #14
S8 E14: Slaughterchapel B.A.R.
May 25, 202645 minS8<p>Welcome back Attackers! For this month's Bear Attack Radio Panda Bear and El Chupacabra tackle some Deathcore.</p><p><br></p><p>You can listen to the playlist on Spotify...
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