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Apocrypals

Hosted by Benito and Chris · comedy · EN

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About this Podcast:

A podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible but try not to be jerks about it. Join comics writers Benito Cereno and Chris Sims as they journey through the Good Book from Acts to Zephaniah, with stops in the Apocrypha along the way.

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24%

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Selective

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What is Apocrypals about?

A podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible but try not to be jerks about it. Join comics writers Benito Cereno and Chris Sims as they journey through the Good Book from Acts to Zephaniah, with stops in the Apocrypha along the way.

Who hosts Apocrypals?

Apocrypals is hosted by Benito and Chris. The show has published 126 episodes to date.

What has Apocrypals covered recently?

Recent episodes include "118: The Mouse Shall Not Lie Down With The Book (Psalms, Part 1)" (15 August 2026, 99 minutes), "Bonus: Biblical Mini-Golf" (8 May 2025, 69 minutes), and "117: King Solomon's Hog (The Second Book of Chronicles, feat. Aaron Higashi)" (18 February 2025, 111 minutes).

How often does Apocrypals publish?

Apocrypals publishes roughly every few months, with episodes averaging 91 minutes across 126 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Apocrypals?

Booking probability for Apocrypals is 24%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Apocrypals requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Apocrypals's contact route on record: verified email.

Who should pitch Apocrypals?

The strongest fits for Apocrypals are Religion & Faith. Apocrypals has a comedy audience.

About the host

Benito and Chris hosts Apocrypals, a comedy podcast with 126 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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  • Aug 17, 20242h 38mS0

    <p>Leave cookies and milk for the werewolves and a thorn bush on your doorstep for St. Benedict, Theophiloi, because it's Approximate Week once again! We're celebrating the eight nights between our birthdays by...

  • Aug 9, 20241h 29mS0

    <p>Open your ears to hear, Theophiloi! Your humble Sons of Thunder are back in style with a return to the show and to Canon Bible, just in time to kick off your Approximate Week celebrations! As promised, we're back...

  • Feb 5, 20241h 19mS0

    <p>It's 2024, Theophiloi, and a new year means new friends for your humble sons of thunder! This time, we're chatting to Dr. Justin Sledge about Biblical esoterica and Qabalah, and you know what that means: we finally...

  • Dec 13, 20231h 32mS0

    <p>You know, theophiloi, the topic of trauma in Bible might not seem like something that would lead most people to an extensive discussion of James "Logan" "Wolverine" "Patch" "Lucky Jim" Howlett, but, well, you know...

  • Oct 11, 20231h 16mS0

    <p>You there, Theophiloi! What day is to-day? Wait, what? OCTOBER?! Well, I guess we did miss it, then, and the spirits took their sweet time teaching us the true meaning of Approximate Week. Oh well, time is an...

  • Aug 20, 20231h 14mS0

    <p>Don't worry, Theophiloi! You still have some time to leave coffee out for a werewolf and decorate your anti-arousal thorn bush for Approximate Week (observed). We're bumping back our celebrations to once again bring...

  • Jul 16, 20231h 25mS0

    <p>Do you wanna party, Theophiloi? I sure hope so, because the Multipals series continues with another of our rowdy friends: Anne Thériault (from Ontario), who joins us to talk about her work writing about St. Dymphna...

  • Jun 23, 20231h 8mS0

    <p>Don't be jealous, dear Theophiloi; just because we have some new friends doesn't mean we still don't love you just as much! In this episode, we're talking to another luminary of Biblical TikTok, Aaron Higashi! And...

  • Apr 20, 20231h 32mS0

    <p>Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome (uh, back?) to a brand new sub-series: Multipals! In these episodes, we're going to be sitting down with guests to talk about Bible and, most likely, Wolverine from the...

  • Jan 16, 20231h 21mS0

    <p>Merry Christmas, Theophiloi! And before you say anything, keep in mind that we can do our Christmas episode whenever we want, because like Ebeneezer Scrooge himself, your humble Sons of Thunder keep the spirit of...

  • Nov 27, 20221h 1mS0

    <p>Look, Thephiloi, you don't actually have to skip this one (it's actually one of my personal favorites, tbqh) but I'm gonna warn you up front: we were in a PRETTY SILLY MOOD when we were recording this one. Come for...

  • Nov 13, 20221h 12mS0

    <p>You there, Theophiloi, what day is to-day? What? It's mid-November? Well, we keep the spirit of Halloween in our hearts year round on this podcast, so we're going ahead with our annual tradition of Haints 'n' Saints...

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