
Ancient Yelp
Chariot Shops Showdown: Circus Maximus vs. Hippodrome
Which empire had the worst chariot mechanics? We're pitting Rome's Circus Maximus workshops against Constantinople's Hippodrome garages in the ultimate ancient automotive showdown. From accusations of deliberately weakening rival teams' wheels to outrageous markup on imported Egyptian parts, these one-star reviews prove that shady mechanics are truly timeless.

