
<p>"When I grow up, I want to be a taser" - Carl, probably.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Guns<br /> Injury<br /> Bad gun safety<br /> Death<br /> Mentions of ableism<br /> Like infinity "bear arms" jokes</p> <p>Cover...


We're an actual play podcast with a fully randomized plot.Podcast artwork by Pocket Dragon Art. Theme song by Nick Spurrier.
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Signup to Generate a PitchWe're an actual play podcast with a fully randomized plot. Podcast artwork by Pocket Dragon Art. Theme song by Nick Spurrier.
Recent episodes include "Tabletopalypse S02E10: Where's... That... Hole?!?!" (30 May 2025, 53 minutes), "Tabletopalypse S02E09: Empty Stools at Empty Tables" (19 March 2025, 58 minutes), and "Tabletopalypse S02E08: Kicking the Bucket" (12 January 2025, 64 minutes).
After the Tabletopalypse publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 49 minutes across 26 episodes.
Booking probability for After the Tabletopalypse is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. After the Tabletopalypse requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. After the Tabletopalypse's contact route on record: verified email.
After the Tabletopalypse is a fiction podcast with 26 episodes published.
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<p>"When I grow up, I want to be a taser" - Carl, probably.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Guns<br /> Injury<br /> Bad gun safety<br /> Death<br /> Mentions of ableism<br /> Like infinity "bear arms" jokes</p> <p>Cover...

<p>I just wanted a cozy cafeteria episode... I just wanted a cozy cafeteria episode...</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Injury<br /> Poisoning<br /> Guns<br /> Trigonometry</p> <p>Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art<br />...

<p>LIQUID FIGHT!!! Maurice is back and there will be chaos. Hang on to your bucket and/or assless chaps.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Blood<br /> Death<br /> Overwhelming emotion<br /> Penis jokes<br /> References to...

<p>It's time to ask the hard questions, like "What is the nature of reality?", "What year is it?" and "Why do so many people's names end in -ice?"</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Mild body horror<br /> Anxiety /...

<p>This week, the story of how we narrowly escaped a room in order to get to another room we'll probably have to narrowly escape from. But hey, at least this room has books!</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Discussion of...

<p>We have reached PEAK BUCKET. We have also reached a warehouse. Tune in to hear about Red's past and where narwhal-jetskis come from.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Jokes about dismembered body parts<br /> Discussion...

<p>Is it time for lore drops? A little. Is it time for trolley problems? In a sense. Is it time to explain how solar systems work? Oh hell yeah.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Guns<br /> Existential themes<br />...

Episode #3
<p>We're getting closer to some answers, and hopefully farther from bears with guns. Join us as we miscommunicate our way towards learning Facility lore.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Guns<br /> Bodily fluids<br />...

<p>Our characters are intrepid explorers growing ever closer to the answers to their questions. The players, on the other hand, are the kind of people who get distracted from the sound of gunfire by the nuances of...

<p>Things that we dive into this episode: the Facility, different units of pressure, HR practices, Pirates of the Caribbean, and whether Carl could mind control someone. Things that were actually part of the plot...

<p>Interesting things are going down. It's us, we're the interesting things. Let's go spelunking!</p> <p>Content Warnings<br />Heights/falling<br /> Brief bondage reference<br /> Bodily fluids<br /> Discussion of...

After the Tabletopalypse

<p>Who says that a trippy dream sequence can't advance the plot? Not us, that's for sure. It's time for both meat and our characters to go into mysterious holes.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Meat<br /> Bugs<br />...

<p>We emerge from The Facility to find the world changed (again). It's time to get existential... and distracted... and hungry.</p> <p>Content Warnings</p> <p>Death/afterlife discussion<br /> Hunting<br /> Discussion of...

Episode #9
<p>Everything is coming down around our ears (at least, for those of us who have ears), but that doesn't mean we don't have time for both hijinks and musings on the way out, right? We definitely have enough time?</p>...

<p>Our characters improve, but the madness stays the same. Join us as we answer the important questions like: "What happened to Maurice?", "Who is the party rogue?", and "How close are we to the long-awaited Carl...

<p>This episode goes from barbershop to rescue mission in 45 minutes flat as we continue our search for the other half of Carl and begin our flight from the consequences of our actions.</p> <p>Content Warnings<br...

<p>Carl is taking "finding himself" very literally, and dragging everyone else along with him. It's time to explore the Facility, and start seeing how deep this bucket hole goes.</p> <p>Content Warnings<br />Discussion...

Episode #5
<p>This swamp is deeper than any of us thought--both literally and in terms of the number of plot hooks it contains. Also, Carl is NOT made of pee. (he just looks like it.)</p> <p>Content Warnings:<br />Pee<br />...

<p> There's nothing better than a session where you only roll well. This is not that session.<br /></p> <p> Content Warnings:<br />Discussion of death and decay<br /> Threats of cannibalism<br /> Kidnapping<br />...
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