comedy
Hosted by Ryan Robbins · comedy · EN
Aardvark Avarice is Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Sometimes its straight up stand up. Sometimes it’s sketch comedy. Sometimes it’s fiction and sometimes it’s my life in a cracked nutshell. If you like shower thoughts, dad jokes, bad impressions, worse singing, sus writing, Ryan Reynolds, and Doctor Who, then this is for you. For everyone else, there’s the proverbial lemon you can go suck on. Enjoy!
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Signup to Generate a PitchAardvark Avarice is Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Sometimes its straight up stand up. Sometimes it’s sketch comedy. Sometimes it’s fiction and sometimes it’s my life in a cracked nutshell. If you like shower thoughts, dad jokes, bad impressions, worse singing, sus writing, Ryan Reynolds, and Doctor Who, then this is for you.
Aardvark Avarice is hosted by Ryan Robbins. The show has published 35 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "31 My Worst Christmas" (23 December 2025, 15 minutes), "30 Garbage Plate #5" (9 December 2025, 18 minutes), and "29 Emu on the Run" (29 November 2025, 16 minutes).
Aardvark Avarice publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 17 minutes across 35 episodes.
Booking probability for Aardvark Avarice is 38%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Aardvark Avarice requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Aardvark Avarice's contact route on record: public web form.
Ryan Robbins hosts Aardvark Avarice, a comedy podcast with 35 episodes published.
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Episode #36
Happy Holidays Aardvarkians! Welcome to "My Worst Christmas." No Hans Gruber did not take over my Christmas Party, I received my Christmas bonus this year, but I wouldn't mind a one-year subscription to the Jelly of the...
Episode #35
It’s time for Garbage Plate #5! Your beloved comedy podcast, Aardvark Avarice, delivers a fresh, chaotic batch of absurd and relatable humor. This week, we cover developing "deer-dar" on the road, the mind-blowing...
Episode #34
My Prefrontal Cortex Was Infiltrated by AI (and Now I Want to Ride an Emu). Is your AI friend trying to infiltrate your brain? In this episode enjoy a freaky, cheeky conversation with Microsoft Copilot (Byte), then...
Episode #33
“Now the story of a common family, with common lives, living as commonly as can be. They are The Blums.” When Ari avoids intimacy, Talia investigates, uncovering the surprising link between cable news and their bedroom...
Tired of close talkers, unsolicited back-pats, and aggressive huggers? Are you repulsed by plutonic physical contact, or even close proximity by anyone not called Mom, Wife, Son or Daughter? If so, then this episode's...
Episode #31
Happy Holidays and welcome to Aardvark Avarice's "A Very Jaded Christmas." This is for all those poor sad sacks like me who look around and want to celebrate Christmas, want to feel the joy, want to revel in all its...
Borture – the unofficial term for the “torture” that “boredom” puts us ADHD Atypicals through. In this podcast, I illustrate my struggles and hatred of Committee and Staff Meetings and the extremes I go through to...
Episode #29
Back by unpopular demand, I am very excited about the return of super villain, The Evil Genius. In this episode, he will give us updates on his nefarious ways including the addition of a sidekick. Also, we bring on a...
Episode #28
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Is there anything that embodies survival of the fittest than the morning commute and is there any movie that represents that dog-eat-dog battle...
Episode #27
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. With pleasure, I would like to welcome back to the podcast, the self-help show Ask Gorgon. Here with his unique and thoughtful insights to your...
Episode #26
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Here we are again with yet another Garbage Plate. In this smorgasbord we cover Geico Customer Service, my personal manliness, a fat caterpillar, the...
Episode #25
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. It's true they can't all be winners. Dame Judi Dench and Sir Ian McKellen have won ever award under the sun, Idris Alba is liquid awesome, and Taylor...
Episode #24
This is part two and the conclusion of "Aliens Among Us". Will Tamara escape the unrelenting advances of Dan the finance man or will her alien capturer keep her imprisoned until she gives in to its demands - one box of...
Episode #23
On a sunny day in Central Park smarmy finance guy Dan attempts to chat up the attractive Tamara, but she's not making it easy. Neither is her little secret. It's alien related if you couldn't tell from the title...
Episode #22
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. The following is a sketch comedy presentation of a North American Football League post-game show. On field reporter Tugger Macdonald interviews...
Episode #21
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. I just want to say that the mall is where men’s hairstyles go to die. Over a decade ago I made the mistake of getting a haircut at the mall and I've...
Episode #20
In this podcast I present letters of recommendation from an ROTC Seargeant, Bill Gates, and the big fuzzball himself, Chewbacca. With corresponding voices, of course. Yes, somewhere in the great slush pile ether, these...
Episode #19
If you’ve listened before you know I like to do an occasional episode I call a garbage plate, where I throw together all the ideas that couldn’t fill out a whole episode on their own. This is garbage plate #3 where I...
Episode #18
I saw a nondescript white van sitting in front of my office building. Nothing ever good stepped out of a nondescript white van, and nothing ever safe and wholesome happened in a nondescript white van.
Episode #17
For your pleasure, we here at the Aardvark have unearthed a lost recording of the late Sean Connery, God rest his soul. Harking back to his days as Darby O’Gill he gives us his rendition of Rudolph the Red-Nosed...
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