A Paladin’s Bargain

A full-cast dark-comedy audio drama, set in the world of Your Favorite TTRPG™!It sounded like a simple job, but things aren’t always what they seem. ”Retired” paladin Sir Rowan and his partner Garnett sign up to escort a merchant’s wagon on the dangerous road to Gauntlet Station. But their list of problems (and their list of traveling companions) keeps growing.

A Paladin’s Bargain is a fiction podcast hosted by Rowan (aka Daniel), with 16 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Rowan (aka Daniel) hosts A Paladin’s Bargain, a fiction show with 16 episodes published.

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  Episode #7

  A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 7: Peer Pressure from Dead People

  Jul 27, 202644 minS2

  Chapter Thirteen. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this round without having to roll initiative again. Yes, this began as a comedy podcast. It will continue to be a comedy podcast. And, in the course of human (-oid) events, there must be reverence to balance out the mirth. Content note: Swearing (2H, 4D, 4S, 1F), apparent character death, and oh by the way, verbal description of war crimes. Special Shout Out to Tricksy Wizard for their incredibly relevant strip: http://www.deviantart.com/tricksywizard/art/Class-Clown-769235563

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  Episode #6

  A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 6: Only a Free Action Away

  Jul 20, 202651 minS2

  Chapter Twelve. The lights are out, you can't see in the dark, and there are several dozen bad people knocking to come in. This isn't a time for a Charisma check. On the up side, there is a VERY unexpected reunion. What happens next? Content note: OK, all. I've been glib about the swearing warnings. (3 H*, 3 D*, 2 S*, and 4 F*. I gotta mark this one explicit simply because of the very necessary and cathartic F bombs.) This one has combat and character death. It's noble and inspiring but I've listened to it twenty times and I still can't listen without getting misty-eyed. This is the next to last episode for Season Two, so get ready for some big reveals. Check out our website at www.paladinsbargain.com

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  Episode #5

  A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 5: The Gong Show

  Jul 13, 202642 minS2

  Chapter 11. The good news: If you are thirteen years old, there are lots of funny jokes this episode. The bad news: We all get to hear them too. Content note: Combat, peril, harsh language (one hell and one f-bomb.) Everything is gaining momentum and it's all pointing in one direction: exactly where nobody wants to go. Hang on, friends! Episode 6 drops July 20! www.paladinsbargain.com; friends, enemies, you know the drill. Share the love!

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  Episode #4

  A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 4: A Dance with the Crossroads Devil

  Jul 6, 202641 minS2

  Chapter 10: One problem solved. Yay! Another to take its place? WTF? The team prepares to help a woman rescue her husband. Unfortunately, there may be other encounters ahead. Content note: Combat? Lots of combat. Character peril? Yes. Foul language? Three hells, two damns, three fucks, but no shit! Also, for those with squeamish stomachs, one vomit. We're definitely in the thick of it now, friends! Hang on, because help comes from strange places and in unsuspecting packages. Next episode will drop July 13! Our website remains www.paladinsbargain.com And as always: If you like the show, tell your friends. If you don't, tell your enemies!

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  Episode #3

  A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 3: Choose the Right

  Jun 29, 202639 minS2

  Chapter Nine: There's running in circles and then there's this. The team explores the source of their most recent problem, only to find more beasties intent on causing mayhem. Strap in, hold on, and keep up! Content notes: One combat scene. Minimal swearing (three hells). Welcome back, friends! As a reminder, this season we are releasing episodes every Monday. Episode 10 will drop July 6. If you haven't yet, check out our website at www.paladinsbargain.com . And as always: If you like it, tell your friends. If you don't, tell your enemies!

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