A condensed and comical history of Earth and Humanity. This podcast explores 12% of everything that's happened on Earth, roughly in order, from a volcanic rock, to monkeys with smartphones, and points out how charmingly absurd it all is.
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Signup to Generate a PitchA condensed and comical history of Earth and Humanity. This podcast explores 12% of everything that's happened on Earth, roughly in order, from a volcanic rock, to monkeys with smartphones, and points out how charmingly absurd it all is.
A.D.D. History is hosted by Wilson King. The show has published 22 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "3.6: Everybody Wants To Rule The World" (19 November 2025, 98 minutes), "3.5: Cyrus The Great, King Of Kings" (11 June 2025, 87 minutes), and "3.4: Chaos Out Of Order" (14 May 2025, 65 minutes).
A.D.D. History publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 60 minutes across 22 episodes.
Booking probability for A.D.D. History is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. A.D.D. History requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. A.D.D. History's contact route on record: verified email.
Wilson King hosts A.D.D. History, a history podcast with 22 episodes published.
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Episode #6
This is the absurd tale of the second king of Persia, Cambyses, who was known for starting the Persian navy, conquering Egypt, and being incredibly insane. Or, perhaps that's not the full story. Eventually, every...
Episode #5
This is the story of one of the most important men in history, who a lot of people have never even heard of. Cyrus The Great was... Great, and his story is too.
Episode #4
There is a lot going on in this episode. Maybe I'll re write this someday to explain that, but i got stuff to do right now, so just listen to it. It's a great story. Thanks, Wilson King.
Assyria was truly a charming civilization. After almost half a century of their brutal domination of every civilization they made contact with, they finally got a tummy ache, so everyone went to Assyria to return their...
Remember the last episode where i talked about how the Assyrians were a bunch of violent nutjobs? Yeah, they kept doing that for quite a while. A lot of big picture developments happen in this episode though, so...
In this episode, we set the stage for the next series of events in western-ish history, which all kind of hatches out of Mesopotamia. There's a new main character civilization for a while, the Assyrians, but they're...
Good Gods, this one took some work. But, good things take work, and this story is Awesome. This is (mostly) the story of the Trojan War, which actually has a lot more to it than the giant wooden horse. there's romance...
Episode #7
This is the penultimate conclusion to this season, the A.D.D. History of "the cradle of civilization." In this episode, we tie up the messy and intertwined stories of the Egyptians and the biblical narrative, as far as...
Episode #6
Good Old Egypt. Well, they were old, at least. On this episode we briefly explore the roots of one of Earth's most famous civilizations, and cruise through around 850 years of the poorly documented period of The Old...
This is the rest of Genesis. Stairway to Heaven. Joseph is cool. I need sleep. I love you, goodnight.
Abraham is the father of the three largest religions on Earth. This character is pretty important, whether he existed or not, though i think he probably did in some way. P.S. I hope this episode comes out alright, i...
Episode #3
Someone figured out agriculture and writing. They (not necessarily the same person) also figured out how to mix copper with tin and make bronze. All of this was a big deal, it turns out. In this episode, i also talk...
Episode #2
This is my feeble wacky retelling of the Biblical story of Genesis. This story starts with the epic creation of the universe in a convenient seven day work week, and ends with Noah getting hammered on home made wine...
Episode #1
Ancient Eastern Mediterranean mythology. In this episode, I manage to casually cover the supposed beliefs of Egypt, Greece, Hercules, and a fairly brief stint on the Canaanites. I didn't really have time to get to the...
Episode #8
Between 12,800 years ago, and 11,600 years ago, the ice age ended, Hard. There's a lot of theories on what caused it, (probably a comet impact on the Canadian ice sheet) but evidence is becoming more clear all the time...
Episode #7
It's an hour long rant about big ancient rocks. There's more to it than that, but I'll write this up later when i get a second. Puma Punku is super weird. With Love, Wilson.
Episode #6
Yep, this is gonna be the weirdest episode for quite a while. I have no idea if it's true, but it's a fun story either way. This is the story, or interpretation, of the alien sky gods on Earth in the ancient past. In...
In this episode we explore Human Evolution and the Middle Earthy world it happened in. Human ancestors began walking upright, practicing monogamy, and hanging out near fires, and all of that was a pretty big deal...
This is the story of that time between the dinosaurs and us. There were sixty six million years in there, and nobody gives a flying squirrel about it, but it's actually pretty fascinating. Mammals happened, for one...
In this episode, I explore the vast majority of time, focused on Earth, how little we actually know about it, and how little all of that actually matters to our perspective of upright walking primates. The universe...
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