Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Contact path
Public web form
Booking probability
33%
Guest openness
Selective
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Signup to Generate a PitchGood morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Recent episodes include "Ep421 - Pre-Colin Lane" (1 November 2026, 8 minutes), "Ep420 - Rebel Will See You Son" (29 October 2026, 8 minutes), and "Ep419 - A Different Room in IKEA" (28 October 2026, 9 minutes).
3, 2, 1, Haiku! publishes roughly daily, with episodes averaging 9 minutes.
Booking probability for 3, 2, 1, Haiku! is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. 3, 2, 1, Haiku! requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. 3, 2, 1, Haiku!'s contact route on record: public web form.
3, 2, 1, Haiku! is an arts podcast.
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Episode #431
Hello! We have a lively chat about the hosts of Ready, Steady, Cook!, Kayla is very rude at Oliver’s beautiful haiku, and a deep chat about memory and space. Honestly, this is a wild episode. Seeya!
Episode #430
WHAT?! This is an eyes closed episode. Our eyes are closed but yours don’t have to be. Witnessing a baby become a real person. And the conundrum of t-shirts in the modern world. Oh. Bye!
Episode #429
Huh? We plan to do a completely eye-contact-less episode, a bench for the people is a bench for the mensch (if you know you know), and Oliver finds out who the heck Peter Combe is. Hmm? References: Peter Combe Franklin
Episode #428
Hup! Kayla answers one of the biggest questions in the whole world, we really don’t know anything about water beds (but come up with a sweet option), and we don’t want a warm toilet seat. EVER. Hup hup!
Episode #427
Hi! Yay! We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog. Bye! Nay!
Episode #426
Heyo! Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days. Bye… now!
Episode #425
Hi! It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat. BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Episode #424
Hi! Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people. BYE.
Episode #423
Hi! 50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on! Bye!!!!!!!
Episode #422
Hi! We do Menelaus in the style of Hamilton and it’s really great, Kayla does Moccona’s in Melbourne (not because of alliteration though), and what would become if we merged into one being? Bye?
Episode #421
Hi! We’ve got a bunch of ASMR. It’s really good stuff. Kayla has the neck of a skinny legend. And Kayla can NOT stop writing lists. Bye!
Episode #420
Welcome! Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition. Thanks for stopping by!
Episode #419
Ready for a Turt? Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive. Turt happens! References: Crush
Episode #418
Heyo mayo! All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends. Byeo myeo!
Episode #414
Wowee! Kayla does not want a human worm, for once we come up with a new word (something we’ve never done before), and the lengths Oliver will go to to not be embarrassed. Byee!
Episode #413
Hullo! Kayz is causing problems in a marriage, Oliver hasn’t been to Spain but he hasn’t been been to Portugal, and we’re back to discussions about lists. Seeya!
Episode #412
Hi! Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious. Bye… BYE!!!
Episode #411
Yes please! My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite. No thanks!
Episode #410
Well well well, we did it! Happy 400 to all those who celebrate. We have a special treat for you in this one. Please enjoy our review of the tasty goods from our favourite place, Cheaper Buy Miles. Below is our sure...
Episode #409
Wowee!! A little something about a little ham and cheese, Kayla thinks Oliver’s haiku is about Donkey Kong, and a concept for a new segment! Wewoo!
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