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NOT a scarab! On this episode of YCSM, Bob dies, Mario spit-takes, and Brandon tests his audio levels! (00:00) Introduction (6:22) Mario's History Lesson (31:40) Judging a Book by Its Cover (58:48) Bob’s Chapter Summary

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Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did! Support us on Patreon!
Unknown Host hosts You Can't Scare Me!, a arts show with 27 episodes published.

NOT a scarab! On this episode of YCSM, Bob dies, Mario spit-takes, and Brandon tests his audio levels! (00:00) Introduction (6:22) Mario's History Lesson (31:40) Judging a Book by Its Cover (58:48) Bob’s Chapter Summary

Peace be with you and this is podracing! On this episode of YCSM, Devious Vacuum is full of loose soda, Brandon thinks about Iori Yagami, Bob wonders what mako tastes like, and Mario embraces being a huge weird pervert!

Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon goes caroling, Mario loves his dog, and Bob gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas! (00:00) Introduction (12:28) Judging a Book by Its Cover (23:53) Mario’s Chapter S

I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and Brandon struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly! (00:00) Introduc

It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it! (00:00) Introduction (05:23) Mario's Hist

Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu! (00:00) In the Laboratory of Dr. Weird (00:35) Introduction (03:26) Mar

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell! (00:00) Introduction (21:09) Episode 1: Say Cheese and Die! (1:44:00) Epis

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter! (00:00) RIP George Lowe (01:26) Introduction (04:05) Mario's His

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming! (00:00) Introducti

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs! (00:00) Introduction (04:15) Mario's

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of! (00:00) bröther may i hav

Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call! (00:00) Dog Mess Express (04:53) Introduction (09:24) Mario's History Lesso

HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming! (00:00) Introduction (04:39) Mario's History Lesson (20:08)

Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! (00:00) Introduction (05:00) Mario's Hi

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs! (00:00) A Note from the Network Censor (01:20) Intro

It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom

Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee! (00:00) Introduction (07:21) Mario's H

Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death! (00:00) Introduction (03:24) Trevor's History with

I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting acros

Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapo
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